Like, just look at me:
*Overwhelmed coffee sipping sounds*
I have no big update for you this month; like think of the most minuscule Inkston Update you’ve ever witnessed through the years, and X that by X – that’s what we’re looking at for the April update.
I understand your frustration, but it simply must be. My passion is the written word, but an analyst’s gotta pay the bills, you know! I’ll be duly busy with all sorts of work-related shenanigans, and the op-tempo will be such that to even write a complete update on the writing would be exceptionally difficult. I apologize for the inconvenience.
If you’d like to check out the newest release, take a gander at Bloodkeep over at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089QMYZBY
The tail is shortening, and Chaos for one will not let up when the cause is just!
With that said, I must already give my goodbye for the month. Don’t be afraid: nothing is, or ever was wrong.
Please don’t cry. I know this update is the literal highlight of your month, but it’s Spring. Go out and work on your garden, or take a walk, or just stand outside and smell things – all of which are better uses of your time than worrying about book updates.
Now here: have some nice music. I hope you enjoy it:
I’ll see you next month, for realsies,