On the frost-cracked precipice, a lone four-eyed analyst takes one final breath in preparation f- whoa now! It’s /just/ the “Marvelous March” Update!

Good morrow to you, fair one, Let's start with some tunes:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiyDhc5XLw0 Muzak was really prevalent back in the day, but now it's practically extinct. Got to admit I have a soft spot for "lounge jazz" as it were; always a really good, smooth feeling to the music and never too overbearing. Anyway, music … Continue reading On the frost-cracked precipice, a lone four-eyed analyst takes one final breath in preparation f- whoa now! It’s /just/ the “Marvelous March” Update!

Blasted under the fire of the everlasting dragon, a lone, four-eyed analyst continues his qu- oh wait, nevermind: it’s that “Fabulous February” update!

Never mind all that dragon stuff. You know I have plenty in my books, but when I was a youngling I figured I'd have tons and tons more dragons. That hasn't happened, but Hoss'Rayull and Etharius are good enough for my fix so far. Anyway, here's some music to get you started: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-JQ-RCyPpQ Let's get … Continue reading Blasted under the fire of the everlasting dragon, a lone, four-eyed analyst continues his qu- oh wait, nevermind: it’s that “Fabulous February” update!

ALIEN ATTACK! HELP, MY BONES ARE SQUIRMING OUT OF MY PORE-… Oh, wait, veto that: it’s the “Jammin’ January” update!

Was that click-baity enough of a title for you? Anyway, here's some music for while you read: Another month has passed since I made a conscious effort to update you once a month, and gee, it's going to be a sickeningly-productive year! I understand you're probably still emotionally-damaged from last year's small handful of releases, … Continue reading ALIEN ATTACK! HELP, MY BONES ARE SQUIRMING OUT OF MY PORE-… Oh, wait, veto that: it’s the “Jammin’ January” update!

Smashed brilliantly against The Rocks of Trepidation, Kell strives forward with pen in-hand and muscles bristling under its slick-looking suit jacket. (It’s just the December 2018 update, don’t freak out.)

Dear Friends and Creatures Alike, Get comfortable and get some tunes before we begin: https://youtu.be/9Qv8ks7tyok Today marks the end of a busy day of mine. I've been especially hard at work of late preparing exciting goodies for you all. I've been experimenting with various techniques to increase my pace of writing and accuracy in quality, … Continue reading Smashed brilliantly against The Rocks of Trepidation, Kell strives forward with pen in-hand and muscles bristling under its slick-looking suit jacket. (It’s just the December 2018 update, don’t freak out.)

All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-

V: Utter, Absolute Horror Order cancels her cloaking spell once they’re inside. It’s not like she’ll have to deal with the line anymore. “Chief, that was murder!” Justice exclaims with a cross tone. “Minions don’t deserve anything else.” “Wh-” his face pales. “That was a minion?!” She doesn’t say anything in response to that, because … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-