And here we are, yet again, for another month's update - How exciting! Have some music to start us off on the right foot. How about some easy listening from an online game I've never gotten around to playing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCY8T61hxXU Now then, onto the events of the month: Occult Vengeance is OUT! That's right; New … Continue reading A Dark Malaise sweeping the Land, a Great Kingdom on the Brink of Civil War, and still, the Analyst’s pen falls to the Paper (The Jolly January Update)
Author: Kell Inkston
Scout Minion
Name: Hain' Head Title: Scout Minion Other Titles: Loser-Ass No-Life Game-Addict Dumb Idiot Minion - Bestowed by Operator Prime Minion when she kicked his ass at poker that one game night Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (No Official Rank) Race/State: Higher Dragon-Kin/Infusiac Age: Unknown Height: 2.8 meters Weight: Unknown (she hits anyone who asks that) Original … Continue reading Scout Minion
Dimensionomancy Infrastructure Minion
Name: Zine Ferragatzi Head Title: Dimensionomancy Infrastructure Minion Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (Big Cheese - Science Tower) Race/State: Ultragram Decadia 5k/Infusiac Age: It's rather complicated Height: 167 cm Weight: 198 kg Original series: The Courts Divided Primary Magics and Abilities: Arguably considered both the most knowledgeable and the most intelligent of Chaos' Minionry, Dimensionomancy Infrastructure … Continue reading Dimensionomancy Infrastructure Minion
Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion
Name: Unknown Primary Title: Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (No Official Rank) Race/State: (Suspected) Human/Infusiac Age: Unknown Height: Exactly one meter Weight: 135 kg Original series: The Courts Divided Primary Magics and Abilities: Everyone's favorite shape-obsessed dweeb is capable of discerning the amount of sides on any object at least twice as … Continue reading Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion
Knight Love
Name: Meeo Letlind Head Title: Knight Love Other titles: The Outsider, "One Step Ahead" Letlind, "The Fastest Shot in The Knights", The Heartless Saint, The Rift Knight, The Whimsical One Relevant Faction(s): The Royal Knights of The Old Kingdom of Reinen (Lord Knight Class) Race/State: Human/...Wait a second... Age: Approx 5,300 by the beginning of … Continue reading Knight Love
The year 2020 – In cold and emotionless review
Well, yeah, 2020 was quite the time, wasn't it? All sorts of horrible, horrible things that I won't talk about, because I love all of you and don't want to get political about current stuff at the moment - after all, it was mostly a year of good things even with all of that going … Continue reading The year 2020 – In cold and emotionless review
Knight Justice
Name: Aen Aeswalt Head Title: Knight Justice Other titles: The Instant Death, The Unbreakable Soul, The Hand from Afar, The Shield of The Kingdoms Relevant Faction(s): The Royal Knights of The Old Kingdom of Reinen (Lord Knight Class) Race/State: Human/Largely Unaltered Age: Approx 1,300 by the beginning of Woodcastle Height: 185 cm Weight: 70 kg … Continue reading Knight Justice
Knight Law
Name: Hos'Rayull Head Title: Knight Law Other titles: The Weight of The Canyons, "Best damn scale I've ever met!", The Redeemer, Genius of the Cold Bloods Relevant Faction(s): The Royal Knights of The Old Kingdom of Reinen (High Knight Class) Race/State: Higher Dragon-Kin/Largely Unaltered Age: Approx 85 by the beginning of Woodcastle Height: 203cm - … Continue reading Knight Law
Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)
First, some truly lovely music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKASDDMEPx4&t=385s Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals - what a novel concept! It's exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it's a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I … Continue reading Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)
Desolation Scope: 4th Edition
A calm, late-night tea room in Towerne is the host to a brutal murder. A die is cast from within the scope of the gameboard by a player far, far away, probably another dimension. "Nat 20, the overlord draws his epic blade through the knight and-" "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Shorts Minion screams at the top of his … Continue reading Desolation Scope: 4th Edition
