Author: Kell

My goal is to improve the lives of readers everywhere through the tasteful employment of excellent fiction. Shoot me an email at kell@kellinkston.com and let's talk!

Dreamlend

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Dreamlend is the most secretive among the four "Upper Realm" Kingdoms of The Mountain, and owns quite the role: the inspiration and delineation of knowledge through dreams, to those both waking and sleeping. The Witnesser at Somnae - art by Midjourney The realm of Dreamland is the smallest of the four kingdoms, consisting only of … Continue reading Dreamlend

Over-Caffeinated and Full of Hope, The Analyst Fights Forward into the Burning Horizon of the Hottest Month of the Year (The August 2023 Update)

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Reader...? Reader! Wow, it is so good to see you. This past month has felt like I've been clawing my way up a thorn-covered hill with only a machete to my name, the pointers hot on my heels with the authorities right behind them. Yet here we are, galactic and unbothered, a bit weary but … Continue reading Over-Caffeinated and Full of Hope, The Analyst Fights Forward into the Burning Horizon of the Hottest Month of the Year (The August 2023 Update)

Freedom, a lot of Food, and WASP ATTACKS NO NO NO NONONONO (July ’22 update)

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Merry July 4th to all my especially free friends, and to everyone else: hope you had a good Monday. We've got a bit of good stuff for you today, including a rare and elusive author spotlight! Let's start off with some of the most American music there is. I am talking, of course, about UTOPIAN … Continue reading Freedom, a lot of Food, and WASP ATTACKS NO NO NO NONONONO (July ’22 update)

Hot, hot, HOT! It’s getting HOT HELP ME! Is what I WOULD be saying if it were August – but yeah, it’s still pretty warm (Jazzy June Update)

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"Oh no!" all the ethnically diverse and swiss-doll-styled kids say in unison as they hurriedly clasp hands together, "It's mean Mr. Inkston again with his dEviL mUsiC!" You bet your bones. Now Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra5K-hI6F-Y Brought to you by the ~Sensual Chill Saxophone Band~ Now that I've burnt your eardrums with another fine smooth jazz selection, … Continue reading Hot, hot, HOT! It’s getting HOT HELP ME! Is what I WOULD be saying if it were August – but yeah, it’s still pretty warm (Jazzy June Update)

April! Wow, Spring feels like it’s finally he-bhbbhbhbbbbb *GASP* Where did all this RAIN come from?! (The April 2022 Update)

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*Audience applauds as I wring the rainwater out of my suit* Oh, hey there, everyone! It's time for the monthly email update! But first, it's time for some JAZZ FUSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw7vOfDLBiQ Easily one of the most underappreciated genres in comparison to its level of advancement, Jazz Fusion (which itself has become a wildly-broad genre label) … Continue reading April! Wow, Spring feels like it’s finally he-bhbbhbhbbbbb *GASP* Where did all this RAIN come from?! (The April 2022 Update)

Plunged to the Depths of Obscurity, a once-lone Analyst ponders the secrets of companionship and jolly cooperation – The March 2022 Update, a bit early!

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Here I am to cause trouble a full two weeks early. "Why!?" you ask. Aha! That is to be revealed deeper into the email... and the reasons may not really be as cool as you think. First, some very fine music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWU1uj9WmOM Ah yes, Prince Igor Svyatoslavich, a classic example of a person lost to … Continue reading Plunged to the Depths of Obscurity, a once-lone Analyst ponders the secrets of companionship and jolly cooperation – The March 2022 Update, a bit early!