III: The Spooky Few “This is a disaster!” Holiday Minion cries, crunched up and holding his head down by his antler antennae. “If His Great Festiveness thinks it was my idea to let out the Meanion Gang, it’ll be me in Mintuanamo with them!” “Probably way worse, dude,” Scout Minion adds with a shrug. … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Three
Author: Kell Inkston
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Two
II: The Rather Not-so-bad Penal Tower In only minutes, Super Maniac Minion takes his minion rabble across the realms to the infamous Penal Tower— where all the worst minions do hard time under the watchful eye of Corrective Administrator Minion. The shoals of the bay glisten in welcome to the crew, who make land through … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Two
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part One
(A multipart short I've whipped together for your reading pleasure. Starting on Halloween and continuing to November 4th. Enjoy, and let me know what you think in the comments, you opinionated reader, you! This here sheds some light on rare topics like: how minions decide what holidays to celebrate, Order's silly dog, Parvo, and what … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part One
Lost to the cruel winds, Kell must find his way through this dark night – oh, yeah, its an update.
Greetings, you! I'm about to update you on current projects, and also complain. Prepare yourself! *Dismal coffee sipping noises* I've been working on with Bloodkeep (at editing now) and the rough draft for Substation 7 (Title to change most likely) but that said I've had something else on my mind as of late. So as … Continue reading Lost to the cruel winds, Kell must find his way through this dark night – oh, yeah, its an update.
A Sweet Mistake – A Short Story
A Sweet Mistake I Life isn’t so bad for Flower Minion, on most days. She wakes up alongside the lazy rays of the Forest Tower’s sunshine as they beckon gentle birdsongs from about the three-colored wood. With a long stretch, the meter-high Minion of The Master of Unprecedented Cruelty takes up on her tiny … Continue reading A Sweet Mistake – A Short Story
An audiobook and sequel, whoa!
What's this? An audiobook? You positively bet your bagels, it is! Narrated by the fantastically-talented A.W. Dickson, this wonderful unabridged audiobook is filled with all the action and intrigue of the novel, now with a charming British-sounding accent and a really, really good voice for Cooking Minion. You can get it here! With that in … Continue reading An audiobook and sequel, whoa!
The Inspector – A Short Story
A knock on the door- another salesman? “Hello?” A small Miss Belanic says, waving the door open just a creak. A sharp, stern, all business sort, towering over her as he puts out his cigarette. It’s a shame, because he’s very handsome, and a smile would do his cold face some good. “Inspector Johannes, miss. … Continue reading The Inspector – A Short Story
