*Audience applauds as I wring the rainwater out of my suit* Oh, hey there, everyone! It's time for the monthly email update! But first, it's time for some JAZZ FUSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw7vOfDLBiQ Easily one of the most underappreciated genres in comparison to its level of advancement, Jazz Fusion (which itself has become a wildly-broad genre label) … Continue reading April! Wow, Spring feels like it’s finally he-bhbbhbhbbbbb *GASP* Where did all this RAIN come from?! (The April 2022 Update)
Plunged to the Depths of Obscurity, a once-lone Analyst ponders the secrets of companionship and jolly cooperation – The March 2022 Update, a bit early!
Here I am to cause trouble a full two weeks early. "Why!?" you ask. Aha! That is to be revealed deeper into the email... and the reasons may not really be as cool as you think. First, some very fine music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWU1uj9WmOM Ah yes, Prince Igor Svyatoslavich, a classic example of a person lost to … Continue reading Plunged to the Depths of Obscurity, a once-lone Analyst ponders the secrets of companionship and jolly cooperation – The March 2022 Update, a bit early!
Beloved Reader, Music first, as always, and then I'll give you my thoughts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw93ut3hVQU&ab_channel=Geytkeypur There are difficult times in one's life where one falters, fails, and invariably cannot pull himself up in time to recover before the referee's whistle sounds out through the court. You have been signaled as the loser, someone (a person, a … Continue reading February Introspections
Yup, that's all this is! You can pick up this fine Fantasy Adventure for $0.99 for just a couple of days over at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08WLZJ5WR. Take care, keep an eye out for your vampires, and enjoy! See you next month, Kell
The Dead of Winter Update of 2022
Stay warm, folks! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxTyMVPaOXY Americana's been growing on me - it's sort of like a campfire in genre-form. Anyway, we got stuff going on this month, namely... THE COURTS DIVIDED - BOOK FOUR: VOIDTHRONE That's right, January 20th is the big day! Just look at that bad, tea-drinkin' psychopath! In just 5 days you too … Continue reading The Dead of Winter Update of 2022
Happy Holy Days
Readers, friends and supporters of all kinds, From myself and our friends within the Holy Verses: we bid you a good holiday season from the bottom of our little ink-bound hearts. This year has been an especially challenging one for any number of reasons, but despite all that you've given me nothing but your love, … Continue reading Happy Holy Days
Overly Descriptive Purple Prose Title – Month and Year – It is an Update
Yes, it is time for the update, the one that takes place once a month, twelve times a year, and generally only a single time within a thirty-day period. I love December, it's that time when things get really cold, and I love the cold, and night time, and being outside and cold, as well … Continue reading Overly Descriptive Purple Prose Title – Month and Year – It is an Update
Name: Stumbles Head Title: Delivery Minion Other titles: Little Zip Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (No Official Rank) Race/State: Cat (Scottish Fold) /Infusiac Age: Unknown Height: .82 meters Weight: Entirely dependent on weekly taco intake Original series: Your email inbox Primary Magics and Abilities: Owns a pretty nice scooter and a positive outlook on life, perhaps … Continue reading Delivery Minion
Name: Rayda Head Title: The Led Other titles: The Golden Knight, The Fist of God, Dragon Slayer, Man of Men, The King of Humanity, Prophet of the Wizard Relevant Faction(s): Land of Jiroman (Tribe Leader), The Knights of Rondi (The Golden Knight), The Knights of Reinen (Sovereign) Race/State: Human/Unaltered Age: 26 at the time of … Continue reading Rayda
Battered Senseless by the Grim Continuum of the Artistic Life, the Analyst trips and falls, his lenses break against the concrete beneath his feet – November 2021
As you've come to expect - La Musica: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syoy13y5pVI Ulrich Schnauss was one of my biggest musical influences going through college. I love this fellow's music. Despite his signature style as immediately recognizable, he also owns a shocking breadth of tonal flavor. This is one of my favorites of his, from one of his best … Continue reading Battered Senseless by the Grim Continuum of the Artistic Life, the Analyst trips and falls, his lenses break against the concrete beneath his feet – November 2021