Music. Music good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB-tkHD4uXU Billy Joel. Billy Joel good. Listen. Listening? Good. News time. News good. January has been an exciting month filled with fantasy and goodness for all. I mean, not really, but it's been great for me at least. Work at the Ascended Scribery has picked up a good deal, and yet I'm … Continue reading Murdered with an imperceptible slyness, the last analyst of the survey team stares blankly at the face of the killer. None of them will see the dayli- oh. Wait. haha. Whoa there. *Puts hands on hips* WHEEEEW BOY. *coughs* Hahaha yup! *flexes awkwardly* Pretty sure it’s just the “Fine February update” right there!
He usually wears the jacket properly. A proper gentleman never appears undressed, after all. Name: Unknown, people usually refer to The Captain by the name of one of the souls related to the whole of him/it. More common ones are Louis, Victor, and Clark. Other individuals from mytho-historical communities claim him to in fact be … Continue reading The Captain
Look about for a home series, and take a peek at some of the most notable friends and fiends in the one million realms, why don't you? -The Courts Divided- -High Overlord Chaos -Royal Knight Order -Nocturna League- -The Captain -Substation 7- -Misc.-
Behold. The High Overlord in all his tea-drinking, very-well-read glory. Name: Unknown Head Title: High Overlord Chaos Other titles: The Black Knight, The Killer from Anywhere, Interminable Lord of Darkness, The Grinning Doom of Mankind, Slayer of Billions, World Destroyer, Indisputable Master of Baking, the list goes on... Age: 6,000+ by the beginning of Woodcastle … Continue reading High Overlord Chaos
Hello, most beloved and trusted accomplices of fiction! Let's start out with some m u s i c! I'm going to give you all something a little weirder on the menu today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV6FgO1ypbs I don't know much about the most recent anime, but I sure like their soundtracks! This particular culprit is from "Kabaneri of … Continue reading From the Torn Horizon, the well-cursed sun burns into the four lenses of one lone soul, marching onward with everlas- oh, scratch that then. It’s the Juicy January update!
1. “And here we are, Space Gate SouthWest!” the tour lady presents using one of her six porcelain hands to slow the trolley to a halt. The cart of nineteen tourists would have all rolled out an impressed “Oooh!” at the incredible sight before them: a miles-long entertainment plaza contained in the perfectly controlled interstellar … Continue reading The Killer Shopping Spree – a Short Story
Haha, well the time sure has been moving fast, hasn't it? Well I'm here to let you know that it's time to start relaxing for the holidays and get comfy from wherever you are. Let's start with a some truly on-fire neo-classical by one of my very favorite living composers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cFPrTZPAlY So-often overlooked, yet always … Continue reading Beyond all competitors, over all challenges, only The Analyst remained standing upon that great rock of d- Wait, whooooa wait… is it Winter ALREADY?! (The Deathly December Update)
It’s a typical day at His Inexorable Immensity’s Invasion Tower: the power torches burning hot and heavy as they burn a metric ton of astral coal every minute. The overcast sky pulls on for miles over the swamp where the lanterns amidst the gray silhouette of a frog-village twinkle cozily in the distance. It’s in … Continue reading Kingsday Gifts – A Short Story
On behalf of an "interview swap" I liked the look of, I'm here today not to talk about my own stuff, but to share the stage with a fellow that I think you should read. As you know, I'm not the sort to recommend things if I do not actually think they are cool, so … Continue reading Cross-Pollination: Interview with Sci-fi Author Toby Weston
Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.