D-don't mind me! This is the place-holding page for once I get the store page running to my standard - look forward to it!
Bonked on the Head by a Ton of Work, it’s THIS analyst’s opinion that he needs a little bit of time to get all of his ducks in a row. (The March “Update”)
In otherwords, X Yes, X! Like, just look at me: *Overwhelmed coffee sipping sounds* I have no big update for you this month; like think of the most minuscule Inkston Update you've ever witnessed through the years, and X that by X - that's what we're looking at for the April update. I understand your … Continue reading Bonked on the Head by a Ton of Work, it’s THIS analyst’s opinion that he needs a little bit of time to get all of his ducks in a row. (The March “Update”)
With all Limbs Broken and no Hope for Rescue, it falls to the Shattered Analyst to Survive through Will Alone (The Fretted February Update)
And here we are, it's ALMOST SPRING! *Bug swarm immediately rises from a nearby pile of leaves to feast on the living* HORAAAAAY! ... Excuse me, I understand not everyone shares my enthusiasm for the changing of the seasons. You know, I've thought about the question of "which season is my favorite" for more than … Continue reading With all Limbs Broken and no Hope for Rescue, it falls to the Shattered Analyst to Survive through Will Alone (The Fretted February Update)
Dirty, Rotten Thievery -Part Five-
A twinkling of starlight, all warning sensors pinging off, a wide, white grin... and then death. That was the experience of Staff Sergeant Extine Avarta in the seconds it took Chaos to vault through the quarter kilometer distance between him and the block guard. He doesn't need a weapon, let alone magic to kill enemies … Continue reading Dirty, Rotten Thievery -Part Five-
Arraine Gallandish
Name: Arraine Gallandish Head Title: [REDACTED] Relevant Faction(s): The Azure Vigil, Lond Lunar-Science Laboratory, [REDACTED] Race/State: Human/Largely Unaltered Age: 33 by the beginning of Blades of the Moon Height: 177 cm Weight: 73 kg Original series: The Azure Vigil Primary Magics and Abilities: At first glance, Arraine is your atypical laboratory-dwelling smarty pants. He's capable … Continue reading Arraine Gallandish
Mort of the Swamp
Name: Unknown, goes by Mort Head Title: Part of "The Crater" Race/State: Human/Thoughtform Herald Age: 25 at the beginning of Occult Vengeance Height: 190 cm Weight: 90 kg Original series: Soot Knight Primary Magics and Abilities: Mort began chemistry at an age far later than the typical student, but he gained mastery at a great … Continue reading Mort of the Swamp
Effie Lassifrey
Name: Effie Lassifrey Head Title: Part of "The Crater" Relevant Faction(s): Redglade (Starshone Stellar Estate Royalty) Race/State: Fairy/Unaltered Age: 23 Height: 13cm Weight: 0.4 kg Original series: Soot Knight Primary Magics and Abilities: Born under the exceptionally unlucky star Vasalgaar on a blind moon, Effie's innate magic could be most considerately described as "relaxed" in … Continue reading Effie Lassifrey
A Dark Malaise sweeping the Land, a Great Kingdom on the Brink of Civil War, and still, the Analyst’s pen falls to the Paper (The Jolly January Update)
And here we are, yet again, for another month's update - How exciting! Have some music to start us off on the right foot. How about some easy listening from an online game I've never gotten around to playing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCY8T61hxXU Now then, onto the events of the month: Occult Vengeance is OUT! That's right; New … Continue reading A Dark Malaise sweeping the Land, a Great Kingdom on the Brink of Civil War, and still, the Analyst’s pen falls to the Paper (The Jolly January Update)
Scout Minion
Name: Hain' Head Title: Scout Minion Other Titles: Loser-Ass No-Life Game-Addict Dumb Idiot Minion - Bestowed by Operator Prime Minion when she kicked his ass at poker that one game night Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (No Official Rank) Race/State: Higher Dragon-Kin/Infusiac Age: Unknown Height: .8 meters Weight: Unknown (she hits anyone who asks that) Original … Continue reading Scout Minion
Dimensionomancy Infrastructure Minion
Name: Zine Ferragatzi Head Title: Dimensionomancy Infrastructure Minion Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (Big Cheese - Science Tower) Race/State: Ultragram Decadia 5k/Infusiac Age: It's rather complicated Height: 167 cm with antennae Weight: 198 kg Original series: The Courts Divided Primary Magics and Abilities: Arguably considered both the most knowledgeable and the most intelligent of Chaos' Minionry, … Continue reading Dimensionomancy Infrastructure Minion
Coffee is the Path to Enlightenment 