Ladies, gentlemen, life forms all. I'm glad you're present once again to receive these words. Also to receive these sick jams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kVdCaczLE8 Ace Combat, a renowned high-speed jet dogfight series, has some seriously cool orchestrations. I'd recommend at least listening up to the 2:00 mark to see if it's for you. Mister Kobayashi is quite … Continue reading Viscera Splattered and Life on its Final String, the Analyst prepares for a Grand Leap Forward (The Neat November Update!)

Hail, traveler, and good tidings to you! As always, we'll start with some nice music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDWhujtOPKY I've been a big KOKIA binge recently. She's amazing at conjuring those rare emotions you just don't find often in modern music. Let's get into the monthly wonderment, yes? Short Stories of the Month: That's right! We have two … Continue reading Crackling with an Ambition that Rivals All Competitors, Surely it will be The Analyst that Strikes Bravely into The Night and Seizes Victory with a Mountain-Solid Grip

Unhinged Super Maniac Minion ALPHA X flings open the door to his dump of a shack, just on the side of the soot-covered Explosion Tower. He could already feel it on the air when he was inside his very humble abode, but opening the door to the outside moat stings him like the kiss of … Continue reading All Hell-Ow’s! Eve VENGEANCE – A Short Story

But before we start, Jethro Tull. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn9IyFLDtjk Let's get into it, shall we?   The Big Fat Release: Emancipation is now available! This is a big deal for me, so big that I'll actually have extra thoughts about it at the end of this update. I've finally published an entire series! Don't get me wrong, … Continue reading Beset by Delirium in the Annals of the Uncertain Artistic Dark, One Analyst continues Boldly into that Great Night. (The September 2020 Update)

A night-time jungle scene fills warmly with the hot air and dancing shadows cast by a hundred fires. "Ha ha!" a giant, semi-human salamander exclaims with a triumphant wriggle, "I, The Great and Powerful Glub, shall now COOK and EAT this Chaos-Minion!" he exclaims, his wide jaws causing small, excited gusts of air upon the … Continue reading Dirty, Rotten Thievery! – Part 3

"Reinen at Night" by Midjourney Known as the Lord of Kingdoms and the Invincible Bastion against The Dragons, Reinen of the Far North was long the Western Kingdom’s capitol city before the removal of the Planar Sphere, which was the only magical device capable of holding back the inhospitable cold of the surrounding boreal environment. … Continue reading Reinen

Music? Yeah, let's do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0 Just like last month, an artist that left the world too early. My world was placed in collective shock when he passed in 2009. It felt like a man who was possibly larger than the world he was born in had gone on ahead of us. *ehem* if isn't … Continue reading Cracked Beyond Repair, it is indeed The Analyst that continues its journey across the Dark and Unforgiving Battle-Plains of Dimension X – A.K.A. The Alright August Update!