Disclaimer: Violence, suggestive themes, foul language, drug use, and sassy minions are rampant in the majority of these stories. Don’t you complain to me if you read these to your kids and they start crying or end up in a computer science club – you’re holding a loaded gun in literary form with these shorts, so watch where you’re pointing that thing!

With that said, please enjoy!

-A Sweet Mistake (Flower Minion makes a horrible move and places her totally non-existent drug cartel in severe peril)

-Desolation Scope: 4th Edition (Some of the minions want to play some crazy interdimensional Dungeons and Dragons, but some Knights had the same idea…)

-Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part One- (Something’s wrong with High Overlord Chaos’ Hot Tub tower… wait, where did that one billion demons come from!?)

-Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part Two- (Overlord Greed’s a mischievous gentleman, and this makes Chaos kind of angry)

-Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part Three- (The Great Glub is counted among Chaos’ multitude of victims, how horrible! He was like, the guy!)

-Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part Four- (Towerne pool party!wait a second…)

-Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part Five– (Death-defying space battle, Chaos makes a new friend, and an old Admiral earns his pension.)

-Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part Six- (Horrific Overlord Space Law Practicing, Horrific Insect Lawyer Murdersex, Horrific planning on Chaos’ part, Horror in general.)

-Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Finale- (A daring breakfast, a daring rescue, a daring capture, another daring rescue, a daring gunfight, and then Order finally loses her patience.)

-The Bug Pamphlet (Knight-hopeful Meeo Letlind “([accidentally])” causes a huge problem for Order on her day off)

-The Killer Shopping Spree (Chaos goes shopping at the Omniverse’s biggest mall!… oh no.)

-Kingsday (Justice and Order ponder the modern meaning of the old holiday, while Chaos comes up with his own plans)

-Kingsday Gifts (the KINGSDAY TUNA GREETS YOU)

-All Hell-Ows! Eve (a few minions have the bright idea of running a haunted house in Knight territory – horror and hilarity ensues)

-This Year’s GREAT OUTING (a few minions have the bright idea of trick or treating (read: raiding) Aerna’s most populous kingdom. Oh yeah, The Knights are going to be totally cool with that.)

-All Hell-Ow’s! Eve VENGEANCE (one minion has the very bright idea of insulting the High Overlord’s authority and attempt to steal his throne. Of course the way to do this is by horrifying everyone with his super cool and actually quite-well-thought-out super haunted mansion)

-The Hardcore Holidayoff (unsuspecting people kidnapped for mass-holiday testing experiments, Harmony being truly incorrigible and Order having none of it – Naughty beverages and rhyming battles)

-True Generosity (Order deals with truly horrible people and bureaucracy before getting the call to take down a cult of Chaos-obsessed losers)

-Fan-tastic Fiction-eering (Fanfiction Minion accidentally gets her naughty fic submitted into Towerne’s most prestigious writing competition)

-A Most Abyssal Day (A bug-obsessed scientist minion does his damnest to trick folks into getting him to summon up a Trench-creature, something that, while technically an insect, verges more on the side of unspeakable horror)

Reflections – Stories with one figure reminiscing, reacting, or simply being themselves:

The Artist (Order)

Misc. (AKA: stories that [probably] do not take place in the Holyverse):

-The Inspector (A young lady receives a visit from a handsome investigator…)

Kill Bloodstain pt. 1 and pt. 2 have been removed from the site. I’ve decided I’m going to do something with them (probably an actual book) and don’t want to give too much away. If you really want to read them, shoot me an email and I’ll hook you up.

-A Very Nice Room