Reader...? Reader! Wow, it is so good to see you. This past month has felt like I've been clawing my way up a thorn-covered hill with only a machete to my name, the pointers hot on my heels with the authorities right behind them. Yet here we are, galactic and unbothered, a bit weary but … Continue reading Over-Caffeinated and Full of Hope, The Analyst Fights Forward into the Burning Horizon of the Hottest Month of the Year (The August 2023 Update)
Merry July 4th to all my especially free friends, and to everyone else: hope you had a good Monday. We've got a bit of good stuff for you today, including a rare and elusive author spotlight! Let's start off with some of the most American music there is. I am talking, of course, about UTOPIAN … Continue reading Freedom, a lot of Food, and WASP ATTACKS NO NO NO NONONONO (July ’22 update)
"Oh no!" all the ethnically diverse and swiss-doll-styled kids say in unison as they hurriedly clasp hands together, "It's mean Mr. Inkston again with his dEviL mUsiC!" You bet your bones. Now Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra5K-hI6F-Y Brought to you by the ~Sensual Chill Saxophone Band~ Now that I've burnt your eardrums with another fine smooth jazz selection, … Continue reading Hot, hot, HOT! It’s getting HOT HELP ME! Is what I WOULD be saying if it were August – but yeah, it’s still pretty warm (Jazzy June Update)
Ah, yes, the music. The FOLK MUSIC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUPi3xtQqd8 Beltaine's long had a soft spot in my heart for world folk/celtic music. Would you believe it that they're actually a Polish group? I really presumed somewhere a bit more West of Germany, but there you go - it's a risk to assume most anything, isn't it? … Continue reading MAY MAY MAY UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE (2022 Type.)
*Audience applauds as I wring the rainwater out of my suit* Oh, hey there, everyone! It's time for the monthly email update! But first, it's time for some JAZZ FUSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw7vOfDLBiQ Easily one of the most underappreciated genres in comparison to its level of advancement, Jazz Fusion (which itself has become a wildly-broad genre label) … Continue reading April! Wow, Spring feels like it’s finally he-bhbbhbhbbbbb *GASP* Where did all this RAIN come from?! (The April 2022 Update)
Here's a nice long one to cool down with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jYyhGX86Qg Now then, it's going to be a bit of a different one this time: A big fat reflection on what the heck I've been doing for the past twelve years - I feel like I've finally figured it out, reader. Congratulations to myself, and congratulations … Continue reading The July 2021 Update
Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgya1ADwas No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I'm really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think … Continue reading An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
What's this? An audiobook? You positively bet your bagels, it is! Narrated by the fantastically-talented A.W. Dickson, this wonderful unabridged audiobook is filled with all the action and intrigue of the novel, now with a charming British-sounding accent and a really, really good voice for Cooking Minion. You can get it here! With that in … Continue reading An audiobook and sequel, whoa!
First, some sick space jams: Hello, my beloved humans ❤ I apologize for the radio silence for so many days, but I've been mad busy getting things ship shape for the joint release of Valiance and Defiance! I think we're at that point where I can securely announce a release date for them, so here goes! + on the … Continue reading You are not alone. (Release date incoming!)