(A multipart short I’ve whipped together for your reading pleasure. Starting on Halloween and continuing to November 4th. Enjoy, and let me know what you think in the comments, you opinionated reader, you! This here sheds some light on rare topics like: how minions decide what holidays to celebrate, Order’s silly dog, Parvo, and what […]
Greetings, you! I’m about to update you on current projects, and also complain. Prepare yourself! *Dismal coffee sipping noises* I’ve been working on with Bloodkeep (at editing now) and the rough draft for Substation 7 (Title to change most likely) but that said I’ve had something else on my mind as of late. So as […]
Art by Midjourney A Sweet Mistake I Life isn’t so bad for Flower Minion on most days. She wakes up alongside the lazy rays of the Forest Tower’s sunshine as they beckon the gentle birdsongs from the three-colored wood around her – it’s nice. With a long stretch, the meter-high minion of The […]
What’s this? An audiobook? You positively bet your bagels, it is! Narrated by the fantastically-talented A.W. Dickson, this wonderful unabridged audiobook is filled with all the action and intrigue of the novel, now with a charming British-sounding accent and a really, really good voice for Cooking Minion. You can get it here! With that in […]
A knock on the door- another salesman? “Hello?” a small Miss Belanic says, waving the door open just a creak. A sharp, stern, all business sort, towering over her as he puts out his cigarette. It’s a shame, because he’s very handsome, and a smile would do his cold face some good. “Inspector Johannes, miss. […]
1 – The Knights Tis on the night before Kingsday, And all throughout the court, Is a miraculous silence, The contemplative sort. Tis in a warm office, And further then a chair, That the Royal Knight Ranalie Sits quietly to stare. She had pranced and paraded, Drank lots and celebrated, All this on this day […]
Lord Knight General Order sets off from her home in Frau to the local space gate with a duteous trot. It’s a cloudy day, so she doesn’t mind leaving her helmet off. Rayda’s put her on rapid deployment today, so whatever she does, it’ll be in armor and with her sword at the ready and […]
Hey, Just a quick update coming down from S.E.E.R. Department, I’ll be hosting a few short stories about O. Chaos’ minions and such in the shorts tab in the coming weeks. Look forward to it, okay? Much love, Kell (P.S.: In other news, Woodcastle’s amazon page will be up and running for preorders next week. Stay […]
Get ready for this one, folks, it’s going to be my most ambitious yet. As you may know, Woodcastle (Kingdom through the Swamp’s Reboot) is going along smoothly with new chapters, sharpened characters, and tons more story description, and is due a release on April 2nd. I’ve been meticulous in my construction of chapters, prose, and […]
