
Yes, it is time for the update, the one that takes place once a month, twelve times a year, and generally only a single time within a thirty-day period. I love December, it’s that time when things get really cold, and I love the cold, and night time, and being outside and cold, as well […]

As you’ve come to expect – La Musica: Ulrich Schnauss was one of my biggest musical influences going through college. I love this fellow’s music. Despite his signature style as immediately recognizable, he also owns a shocking breadth of tonal flavor. This is one of my favorites of his, from one of his best albums. […]

*Inhales* Ahhhh! That Autumnal air strikes deep in the marrow, doesn’t it? It’s a great season to do just about anything you want, but we as creatures of habit are so akin to focusing on the selfish misery of our habitual life. Do not simply stop and smell the roses, run away, jump in a […]

The Hardcore Holidayoff (AKA All All’s Eve) Kell Inkston I For Magic Minion, it’s a witch hat kind of evening. She could feel it days ago, shifting their way over in Woods Tower. The oak and maple, the spruce and the fir each sang their song separately, some began to turn, and others just began […]

To key us in, it’s time for some characteristically-smooth Soichi Terada: Mr. Terada hasn’t released much since the pandemic, but it’s nice to have some of his older stuff to return to as the internet so aptly enables us to. It’s sort of humorous that he’s best known for doing the sound track for the […]

Here’s a nice long one to cool down with: Now then, it’s going to be a bit of a different one this time: A big fat reflection on what the heck I’ve been doing for the past twelve years – I feel like I’ve finally figured it out, reader. Congratulations to myself, and congratulations to […]

An highly-contested historical event for both the upper and lower realms, arguably the first of its kind. “The Observation” is said to have taken place on Extraverse Calendar Moment [REDACTED], in which, presumably, Rondi’s Indigo Knight, Xingah, revealed his face to The Speaker of Subara: Corps Commander Lono Katorashi and many high officials of the […]

These poemsthey are things that I doin the darkreaching for youwhoever you areandare you ready? —June Jordan, from “These Poems” Oh, and also some music: Now that we’re properly equipped to begin appreciating news, let’s make some news! Good to have you guys back and doing what you do best! This month’s release is the […]

“Now, isn’t this wonderful?” Chaos asks with an old-fashioned pat on the lap. Order finds herself in Country Tower of all places: the cute retro farm-style decorum lending an unbelievable departure from Chaos’ usual taste in decorating with the skulls of fallen overlords. She takes a seat at the quaint breakfast table as several minions […]

Hey there, It always feels like months between these emails, but I think it’s just because of all that happens from one 15th to the next. Here’s some fine jazz for your listening enjoyment. Please enjoy: And now, the things of the month. Much better. Don’t give me that look, Hail minion! I pay you […]