Sweets Minion

Name
Gertrude Stansley Leitmann (Pre-Ether Name: Elisa Poreux)
Head Title
Sweets Minion
Other Title(s)
Sweet-tooth and Fat-ass (from minions jealous of her blissful life of sweets, no doubt)
Race/State
Human/Infusiac
Age
28 by the start of REACH OUT
Height
Shortbread :>
Weight
Poundcake :
Relevant Faction(s)
Towerne Overlordship (Epsilon Plate)
Original Series
REACH OUT
Other Appearances
The Courts Divided
Hobbies and Interests
  • Eating tasty sweets
  • Thinking about tasty sweets
  • Working to obtain tasty sweets
Notable Relatioinships
  • A rather strange relationship with both Vandal and Media Trope Analysis Minions - apparently their first mission together went awry...
  • A tight-bond with Scout Minion, who have found comradery over sweet treats and "being short"
Name
Gertrude Stansley Leitmann (Pre-Ether Name: Elisa Poreux)
Head Title
Sweets Minion
Other Title(s)
Sweet-tooth and Fat-ass (from minions jealous of her blissful life of sweets, no doubt)
Race/State
Human/Infusiac
Age
28 by the start of REACH OUT
Height
Shortbread :>
Weight
Poundcake :
Relevant Faction(s)
Towerne Overlordship (Epsilon Plate)
Original Series
REACH OUT
Other Appearances
The Courts Divided
Hobbies and Interests
  • Eating tasty sweets
  • Thinking about tasty sweets
  • Working to obtain tasty sweets
Notable Relatioinships
  • A rather strange relationship with both Vandal and Media Trope Analysis Minions - apparently their first mission together went awry...
  • A tight-bond with Scout Minion, who have found comradery over sweet treats and "being short"

Biography

A sweets-obsessed minion hailing from the bustling baking town of Patoun within dimension 93,244,111. She spent her days eating the finest pastries, breads, and candies, and dreamed of becoming the most famous candier in the world.

She met Chaos the first time while she was working the desk at a taffy parlor. He explained that he needed a lot of taffy for an upcoming event, and asked her if he could “wrap the whole store to go,” which, abiet with surprise, she happily agreed on behalf of her manager, who was on vacation.

A few seconds later the entire store teleported into the center of Towerne, where the store was promptly raided by dozens of taffy-frenzied minions. 

In a state of confusion, she attempted to fight off the candy-crazed horde, but soon felt the Overlord’s hand on her shoulder.

Turns out, his idea of “payment” was quite different from her local currency.

She felt a piercing chill, and then a radiant heat, and then darkness.

Upon awaking hours later, she found her body transformed, packaged neatly as one of his loyal minions.

After confronting him, he explained he accidentally said “wrap” instead of “warp,” and offered his most formal apologies, as well as a sampling of one of Choclatier Minion’s bon bons.

She still sends letter back home from time to time, but there’s no doubt that she’ll never return to a life devoid of such outstanding sweets.

Primary Magics and Abilities

She maintains a vast dictionary of sweets, baked goods, and tasty candies in her mind, as well as the recipes for creating them, and techniques for maximum enjoyment.

She’s also become unusually good at solving puzzles over the past few years, for whatever reason.

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