Another Exceptional Month of Death and Learning: you don’t say, the May update!
As always, let’s start with some tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwT6XFgs43w You may now say: “Thanks, dad, for letting me check out all your cool old person music!” Then I’ll say: “You’re welcome, kiddo,” right before taking a sip from my brandy. Anyway, hello again! I guess it’s time for another monthly update. We actually have quite […]
Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
Readers, As always, let’s start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I’ve heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn’t move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of “minimalist music” that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his […]
The Ravings of a Lunatic – The 2019 October Update
“Good things come to those who ram their heads into a wall of bricks as hard as they can until the mental trauma causes them to think up a better solution.” – Me What a month. What an absolute month. Prepare your bodies for a long, long post. In fact, I dare you to read […]
An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I’m really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think you’re […]
A Heavy Shadow has been Cast – Prepare your guts for glory on this blessed August Update
Alright, I’ve been hiding my muscles for a few months, but it’s time to come out swinging. Here’s some cool tunes to relax to while I lay it down: I think you’ll like it. Daft Punk’s one of my favorites- especially their older stuff. Release: Nocturna League 10, the bright future of the series, […]
Blasted by The Nefarious Ashen Plumes of The Great Deadline, only one pair of legs refuses to fall to its knees and surren- oh wait, yeah about that, it’s simply the “Mystical May” Update!
Good day to you. As usual, let’s start of with a little music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuIMye31Gw The classical realm is one of my favorites, and I return to it often when writing. It is at times intimidating for me to imagine how much effort and study went into the creation of the old master’s works, but I […]
Crushed under The Insidious Workload, only one Lens-Cracked Analyst is up to the task to write a single blog post – AKA: The All-Right April Update!
Hello, hello, hello! How are you doing today? Good enough to appreciate good music I hope, Because I think that’s what we should start off with: I’m a fan of world music, especially when those tunes come with productions that do the old tune justice. It’s not jazzy at all, but you know as well […]
Blasted under the fire of the everlasting dragon, a lone, four-eyed analyst continues his qu- oh wait, nevermind: it’s that “Fabulous February” update!
Never mind all that dragon stuff. You know I have plenty in my books, but when I was a youngling I figured I’d have tons and tons more dragons. That hasn’t happened, but Hoss’Rayull and Etharius are good enough for my fix so far. Anyway, here’s some music to get you started: Let’s get right […]
ALIEN ATTACK! HELP, MY BONES ARE SQUIRMING OUT OF MY PORE-… Oh, wait, veto that: it’s the “Jammin’ January” update!
Was that click-baity enough of a title for you? Anyway, here’s some music for while you read: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9MSx79EO9k&w=560&h=315] Another month has passed since I made a conscious effort to update you once a month, and gee, it’s going to be a sickeningly-productive year! I understand you’re probably still emotionally-damaged from last year’s small handful […]
Smashed brilliantly against The Rocks of Trepidation, Kell strives forward with pen in-hand and muscles bristling under its slick-looking suit jacket. (It’s just the December 2018 update, don’t freak out.)
Dear Friends and Creatures Alike, Get comfortable and get some tunes before we begin: Today marks the end of a busy day of mine. I’ve been especially hard at work of late preparing exciting goodies for you all. I’ve been experimenting with various techniques to increase my pace of writing and accuracy in quality, and […]
