"There, we're here," Order says with a finalized tone, ushering the minions through the coalesced portal, one that took her ten times as much time and effort as it would Chaos. Her and the rescued minions step back into the Center Tower's main plaza, replete with the mania of a raid. "Bro, there's some over … Continue reading Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part Six–
Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
True Generosity I. Lord Knight Captain Order, the proud head of her hallowed organization, slumps her head depressively into her arched and open palm. “-you see, if we can count on your generosity again this year, we should be able to get a-” Ugh. “-the children need a heated swimming pool, I’m telling yo-” Eh. … Continue reading True Generosity – a short story
1. Somewhere out in the omniverse, the Inkrealm, or whatever you like to call it, one of Overlord Chaos’ many woodland towers stands up gloriously from the fall tress surrounding it. This one tower has four long-houses that connect to the base, all of which interconnect around the center and build up into a pleasant … Continue reading This Year’s GREAT OUTING
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgya1ADwas No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I'm really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think … Continue reading An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Good morrow to you, fair one, Let's start with some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiyDhc5XLw0 Muzak was really prevalent back in the day, but now it's practically extinct. Got to admit I have a soft spot for "lounge jazz" as it were; always a really good, smooth feeling to the music and never too overbearing. Anyway, music … Continue reading On the frost-cracked precipice, a lone four-eyed analyst takes one final breath in preparation f- whoa now! It’s /just/ the “Marvelous March” Update!
25th – The People of the Capitol and The Magic of Kingsday Finally the day that is Kingsday, And all throughout the land, The joy of children rings forth, Be their home in snow or in sand. Each home’s mantel is invaded, On this cozy Kingsday Morn, That each child might get presents, With … Continue reading Kelliday 2016 3/3 – The People of the Capitol and The Magic of Kingsday
Grand evenings and jolly days to you, reader! As promised, I shall deliver something for the holidays. I've prepared a small set of shorts that tie into a narrative about Kingsday, the most prestigious and lauded holiday of The Western Kingdoms. Th-that's all. There's no deep philosophical significance behind anything in here- please don't look … Continue reading The Three Days of Kellgiving – A.K.A. The Holiday Stuff that I totally nailed in the naming department
Hi there, Reader! Named after Overlord Chaos' legendary blade, forever dark from the one billion enemies that had met a crimson end with the weapon, Kingdom Slayer is a novel I've been working on a good long while, and is the book I've spent the most time on overall. This is the story of Chaos himself- … Continue reading What’s new with Kell: Kingdom Slayer – Under Construction!
Ladies and Gentlemen, "Kingdom through the Swamp" is now available for $0.99 up until the 31st as a little thank you to everyone's who's been with me this long. So get it for $4 off and step into the magic steel boots that are meant for you! .mobi: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B010KB52D8?*Version*=1&*entries*=0 All other versions: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/563025 As usual, thank … Continue reading KttS, now available for 80% off until the 31st!