Apreal recgonizes Apreal – The Kell Inkston April 2023 Update
Crew, Inksters, compatriots and fellow-schemers, We have some fat updates blooming out here just in time for the bees to… -wait, bees wait, wait wait wait wait WAIIIIT- ARGH THERE’S ALL THESE BEES ALL OVER MY UPDATES. I THOUGHT “BLOOMING” WOULD BE A GOOD ANALOGY BUT THESE ARE METAPHORICAL BEES! HOW HORRIBLE THEY’RE EVERYWHERE Haha […]
Galvanized by the Grief of a Thousand Failures, The Analyst Treks on with a Dauntless Demeanor – AKA: The Rather Quite Good May Mupdate
Hey there, It always feels like months between these emails, but I think it’s just because of all that happens from one 15th to the next. Here’s some fine jazz for your listening enjoyment. Please enjoy: And now, the things of the month. Much better. Don’t give me that look, Hail minion! I pay you […]
With all Limbs Broken and no Hope for Rescue, it falls to the Shattered Analyst to Survive through Will Alone (The Fretted February Update)
And here we are, it’s ALMOST SPRING! *Bug swarm immediately rises from a nearby pile of leaves to feast on the living* HORAAAAAY! … Excuse me, I understand not everyone shares my enthusiasm for the changing of the seasons. You know, I’ve thought about the question of “which season is my favorite” for more than […]
Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
Readers, As always, let’s start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I’ve heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn’t move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of “minimalist music” that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his […]
The Ravings of a Lunatic – The 2019 October Update
“Good things come to those who ram their heads into a wall of bricks as hard as they can until the mental trauma causes them to think up a better solution.” – Me What a month. What an absolute month. Prepare your bodies for a long, long post. In fact, I dare you to read […]
An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I’m really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think you’re […]
A Heavy Shadow has been Cast – Prepare your guts for glory on this blessed August Update
Alright, I’ve been hiding my muscles for a few months, but it’s time to come out swinging. Here’s some cool tunes to relax to while I lay it down: I think you’ll like it. Daft Punk’s one of my favorites- especially their older stuff. Release: Nocturna League 10, the bright future of the series, […]
Blasted by The Nefarious Ashen Plumes of The Great Deadline, only one pair of legs refuses to fall to its knees and surren- oh wait, yeah about that, it’s simply the “Mystical May” Update!
Good day to you. As usual, let’s start of with a little music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuIMye31Gw The classical realm is one of my favorites, and I return to it often when writing. It is at times intimidating for me to imagine how much effort and study went into the creation of the old master’s works, but I […]
Crushed under The Insidious Workload, only one Lens-Cracked Analyst is up to the task to write a single blog post – AKA: The All-Right April Update!
Hello, hello, hello! How are you doing today? Good enough to appreciate good music I hope, Because I think that’s what we should start off with: I’m a fan of world music, especially when those tunes come with productions that do the old tune justice. It’s not jazzy at all, but you know as well […]
The November 2018 Update!
Good day my friends and constituents, I’ve been working at a significant pace this month, though definitely not as fast as I’d like. Analytics is busy work, so my job at S.E.E.R. has been keeping me pretty on-call for the month, which reasonably would result in fewer words per day. Here’s how the most “in-radar” […]
