Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
"Good things come to those who ram their heads into a wall of bricks as hard as they can until the mental trauma causes them to think up a better solution." - Me What a month. What an absolute month. Prepare your bodies for a long, long post. In fact, I dare you to read … Continue reading The Ravings of a Lunatic – The 2019 October Update
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgya1ADwas No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I'm really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think … Continue reading An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Alright, I've been hiding my muscles for a few months, but it's time to come out swinging. Here's some cool tunes to relax to while I lay it down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em0MknB6wFo I think you'll like it. Daft Punk's one of my favorites- especially their older stuff. Release: Nocturna League 10, the bright future of the … Continue reading A Heavy Shadow has been Cast – Prepare your guts for glory on this blessed August Update
Yes. It IS that time again. But first, here’s a spot of music for your listening amusement: McKennitt has a truly indiscernibly lunar quality to her music, you know. Not only an established producer of music in her genre, but far more-so an excellent song-writer and singer as well. I’ve caught myself with this song … Continue reading Under water on fire, OR Under fire on water? – The Real Neat July Update
Good day to you. As usual, let's start of with a little music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuIMye31Gw The classical realm is one of my favorites, and I return to it often when writing. It is at times intimidating for me to imagine how much effort and study went into the creation of the old master's works, but I … Continue reading Blasted by The Nefarious Ashen Plumes of The Great Deadline, only one pair of legs refuses to fall to its knees and surren- oh wait, yeah about that, it’s simply the “Mystical May” Update!
Hello, hello, hello! How are you doing today? Good enough to appreciate good music I hope, Because I think that's what we should start off with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-G4YNKNAg I'm a fan of world music, especially when those tunes come with productions that do the old tune justice. It's not jazzy at all, but you know as … Continue reading Crushed under The Insidious Workload, only one Lens-Cracked Analyst is up to the task to write a single blog post – AKA: The All-Right April Update!
Good day my friends and constituents, I've been working at a significant pace this month, though definitely not as fast as I'd like. Analytics is busy work, so my job at S.E.E.R. has been keeping me pretty on-call for the month, which reasonably would result in fewer words per day. Here's how the most "in-radar" … Continue reading The November 2018 Update!
V: Utter, Absolute Horror Order cancels her cloaking spell once they’re inside. It’s not like she’ll have to deal with the line anymore. “Chief, that was murder!” Justice exclaims with a cross tone. “Minions don’t deserve anything else.” “Wh-” his face pales. “That was a minion?!” She doesn’t say anything in response to that, because … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-
(A multipart short I've whipped together for your reading pleasure. Starting on Halloween and continuing to November 4th. Enjoy, and let me know what you think in the comments, you opinionated reader, you! This here sheds some light on rare topics like: how minions decide what holidays to celebrate, Order's silly dog, Parvo, and what … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part One