Over-Caffeinated and Full of Hope, The Analyst Fights Forward into the Burning Horizon of the Hottest Month of the Year (The August 2023 Update)
Reader…? Reader! Wow, it is so good to see you. This past month has felt like I’ve been clawing my way up a thorn-covered hill with only a machete to my name, the pointers hot on my heels with the authorities right behind them. Yet here we are, galactic and unbothered, a bit weary but […]
Freedom, a lot of Food, and WASP ATTACKS NO NO NO NONONONO (July ’22 update)
Merry July 4th to all my especially free friends, and to everyone else: hope you had a good Monday. We’ve got a bit of good stuff for you today, including a rare and elusive author spotlight! Let’s start off with some of the most American music there is. I am talking, of course, about UTOPIAN […]
Hot, hot, HOT! It’s getting HOT HELP ME! Is what I WOULD be saying if it were August – but yeah, it’s still pretty warm (Jazzy June Update)
“Oh no!” all the ethnically diverse and swiss-doll-styled kids say in unison as they hurriedly clasp hands together, “It’s mean Mr. Inkston again with his dEviL mUsiC!” You bet your bones. Now Enjoy: Brought to you by the ~Sensual Chill Saxophone Band~ Now that I’ve burnt your eardrums with another fine smooth jazz selection, let’s […]
MAY MAY MAY UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE (2022 Type.)
Ah, yes, the music. The FOLK MUSIC. Beltaine’s long had a soft spot in my heart for world folk/celtic music. Would you believe it that they’re actually a Polish group? I really presumed somewhere a bit more West of Germany, but there you go – it’s a risk to assume most anything, isn’t it? Let’s […]
April! Wow, Spring feels like it’s finally he-bhbbhbhbbbbb *GASP* Where did all this RAIN come from?! (The April 2022 Update)
*Audience applauds as I wring the rainwater out of my suit* Oh, hey there, everyone! It’s time for the monthly email update! But first, it’s time for some JAZZ FUSION: Easily one of the most underappreciated genres in comparison to its level of advancement, Jazz Fusion (which itself has become a wildly-broad genre label) pushed […]
The Hardcore Holidayoff AKA: All All’s Eve
The Hardcore Holidayoff (AKA All All’s Eve) Kell Inkston I For Magic Minion, it’s a witch hat kind of evening. She could feel it days ago, shifting their way over in Woods Tower. The oak and maple, the spruce and the fir each sang their song separately, some began to turn, and others just began […]
Cauterized to the bone and word of it all, a forlorn analyst forces through regular bouts of mania and an unwitting public to create the barest elements of his greatest work – The 2021 September Update
To key us in, it’s time for some characteristically-smooth Soichi Terada: Mr. Terada hasn’t released much since the pandemic, but it’s nice to have some of his older stuff to return to as the internet so aptly enables us to. It’s sort of humorous that he’s best known for doing the sound track for the […]
The July 2021 Update
Here’s a nice long one to cool down with: Now then, it’s going to be a bit of a different one this time: A big fat reflection on what the heck I’ve been doing for the past twelve years – I feel like I’ve finally figured it out, reader. Congratulations to myself, and congratulations to […]
Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part 7: Finale-
“Now, isn’t this wonderful?” Chaos asks with an old-fashioned pat on the lap. Order finds herself in Country Tower of all places: the cute retro farm-style decorum lending an unbelievable departure from Chaos’ usual taste in decorating with the skulls of fallen overlords. She takes a seat at the quaint breakfast table as several minions […]
Galvanized by the Grief of a Thousand Failures, The Analyst Treks on with a Dauntless Demeanor – AKA: The Rather Quite Good May Mupdate
Hey there, It always feels like months between these emails, but I think it’s just because of all that happens from one 15th to the next. Here’s some fine jazz for your listening enjoyment. Please enjoy: And now, the things of the month. Much better. Don’t give me that look, Hail minion! I pay you […]
