Another Exceptional Month of Death and Learning: you don’t say, the May update!

As always, let’s start with some tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwT6XFgs43w You may now say: “Thanks, dad, for letting me check out all your cool old person music!” Then I’ll say: “You’re welcome, kiddo,” right before taking a sip from my brandy.   Anyway, hello again! I guess it’s time for another monthly update. We actually have quite […]

Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.

Readers, As always, let’s start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I’ve heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn’t move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of “minimalist music” that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his […]

The Ravings of a Lunatic – The 2019 October Update

“Good things come to those who ram their heads into a wall of bricks as hard as they can until the mental trauma causes them to think up a better solution.” – Me What a month. What an absolute month. Prepare your bodies for a long, long post. In fact, I dare you to read […]

Blasted by The Nefarious Ashen Plumes of The Great Deadline, only one pair of legs refuses to fall to its knees and surren- oh wait, yeah about that, it’s simply the “Mystical May” Update!

Good day to you. As usual, let’s start of with a little music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuIMye31Gw The classical realm is one of my favorites, and I return to it often when writing. It is at times intimidating for me to imagine how much effort and study went into the creation of the old master’s works, but I […]

ALIEN ATTACK! HELP, MY BONES ARE SQUIRMING OUT OF MY PORE-… Oh, wait, veto that: it’s the “Jammin’ January” update!

Was that click-baity enough of a title for you? Anyway, here’s some music for while you read: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9MSx79EO9k&w=560&h=315] Another month has passed since I made a conscious effort to update you once a month, and gee, it’s going to be a sickeningly-productive year! I understand you’re probably still emotionally-damaged from last year’s small handful […]

All Hell-Ows! Eve (Complete)

I: One Holiday to Rule them All Yes, that time again— when the leaves array and crinkle, snipping from their gentle homes in the breeze down and away, to go out and adventure. What was born in Spring waited patiently all till Fall, so that it may make its one great journey through the wind. […]