January 10, 2021

Name: Unknown Primary Title: Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (No Official Rank) Race/State: (Suspected) Human/Infusiac Age: Unknown Height: Exactly one meter Weight: 135 kg Original series: The Courts Divided Primary Magics and Abilities: Everyone’s favorite shape-obsessed dweeb is capable of discerning the amount of sides on any object at least twice as […]

December 31, 2020

Well, yeah, 2020 was quite the time, wasn’t it? All sorts of horrible, horrible things that I won’t talk about, because I love all of you and don’t want to get political about current stuff at the moment – after all, it was mostly a year of good things even with all of that going […]

December 13, 2020

First, some truly lovely music. Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals – what a novel concept! It’s exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it’s a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I hope […]

November 26, 2020

A calm, late-night tea room in Towerne is the host to a brutal murder. A die is cast from within the scope of the gameboard by a player far, far away, probably another dimension. “Nat 20, the overlord draws his epic blade through the knight and-“ “NOOOOOOOOOO!” Shorts Minion screams at the top of his […]

November 15, 2020

Ladies, gentlemen, life forms all. I’m glad you’re present once again to receive these words. Also to receive these sick jams: Ace Combat, a renowned high-speed jet dogfight series, has some seriously cool orchestrations. I’d recommend at least listening up to the 2:00 mark to see if it’s for you. Mister Kobayashi is quite the […]

October 14, 2020

Hail, traveler, and good tidings to you! As always, we’ll start with some nice music: I’ve been a big KOKIA binge recently. She’s amazing at conjuring those rare emotions you just don’t find often in modern music. Let’s get into the monthly wonderment, yes? Short Stories of the Month: That’s right! We have two this […]

October 12, 2020

Unhinged Super Maniac Minion ALPHA X flings open the door to his dump of a shack, just on the side of the soot-covered Explosion Tower. He could already feel it on the air when he was inside his very humble abode, but opening the door to the outside moat stings him like the kiss of […]

September 28, 2020

The deep-tech whir of a subsystem hums through the helm chamber. A high-speed dimensional coalescence cuts through the air, handily complying the intersecting of dimensions in only a matter of seconds. From the emptied out interstellar tunnel, a single, resplendent figure emerges. Like a cross between a priest and a savant of technology, Ywn enters […]

September 15, 2020

But before we start, Jethro Tull. Let’s get into it, shall we? The Big Fat Release: Emancipation is now available! This is a big deal for me, so big that I’ll actually have extra thoughts about it at the end of this update. I’ve finally published an entire series! Don’t get me wrong, I’ve […]

August 26, 2020

A night-time jungle scene fills warmly with the hot air and dancing shadows cast by a hundred fires. “Ha ha!” a giant, semi-human salamander exclaims with a triumphant wriggle, “I, The Great and Powerful Glub, shall now COOK and EAT this Chaos-Minion!” he exclaims, his wide jaws causing small, excited gusts of air upon the […]