It is now May. Yay! Hope everyone's keeping clear headed and unbothered by end-of-Spring silliness. The hot days are right around the corner and they've been leaving me foreboding phone calls. Thankfully for me I keep my home protection methods close at hand. If Summer does try to sneak on me with their swim trunks … Continue reading It is now May – May Temporal Observation and Author Update Current as of 15MAY2023
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Apreal recgonizes Apreal – The Kell Inkston April 2023 Update
Crew, Inksters, compatriots and fellow-schemers, We have some fat updates blooming out here just in time for the bees to... -wait, bees wait, wait wait wait wait WAIIIIT- ARGH THERE'S ALL THESE BEES ALL OVER MY UPDATES. I THOUGHT "BLOOMING" WOULD BE A GOOD ANALOGY BUT THESE ARE METAPHORICAL BEES! HOW HORRIBLE THEY'RE EVERYWHERE Haha … Continue reading Apreal recgonizes Apreal – The Kell Inkston April 2023 Update
Salavaine
Name: Sal Head Title: The Standing One Other titles: Salavaine (Sal the Heroic Human) The Verdant Knight, The Steadfast Warrior, The One who Said No, Rondi’s Most Courteous Knight Relevant Faction(s): Zealand Frog Clan (Hunter), The Knights of Rondi (The Verdant Knight) Race/State: …Frog(?!) Age: 7 at the time of Upright Height: 89 cm Weight: … Continue reading Salavaine
X Force Teaser Chapter: The Fountain of Testosterone
Behold! A sample chapter from the newest Kell Inkston book, Xtreme Manly Man Force of Intense Badassery: Book One: The Fountain of Testosterone, releasing on March 28th. Enjoy! Somewhere in the shifting depths of Subspace Sector Gamma-Extra-Seven-Two-Four (GX724) walk two figures, certain that they’re on their way to complete a simple job, and nothing more. … Continue reading X Force Teaser Chapter: The Fountain of Testosterone
The Ides of March (Kelly Inkerino Emaileroni MAR 23) – “Salve guys what’s goin on who’s ready to talk about some matters of state and empi-”
*STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB* And that’s why they called it the Holey Roman Empire! *Badumtissssss* Lectori Salutem and Merry Spring everyone. Hope you’re all gunning for some nicer weather up around the Northern Hemisphere. Let’s ring … Continue reading The Ides of March (Kelly Inkerino Emaileroni MAR 23) – “Salve guys what’s goin on who’s ready to talk about some matters of state and empi-”
The Edges of Winter Recede to Concede the Lone Analyst into the Waking Scents and Songs of Springtime’s Blessed Grace – MC’FEBRUARY MC’2023 MC’UPDATE
Oh it is FEBRUERAYRY ALRIGHT. That means it's: COLD. yet ROMANTIC. How ironic. Now here's some music before we get started: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gru4IfbKlfU Mister Caldwell is one of the very, very best of his genre. I'll let the music speak for itself. It's that time of the year again - the ol' Saint Vtines. This, perhaps … Continue reading The Edges of Winter Recede to Concede the Lone Analyst into the Waking Scents and Songs of Springtime’s Blessed Grace – MC’FEBRUARY MC’2023 MC’UPDATE
BEWARE BEWARE, THE ECONOMIC CONDITIONS OF JANUARE (THE KELL INKSTON JANUARY 2023 WRITING UPDATE)
Well, howdee there, partner! I certainly hope you've been keeping warm with everything that's been going on. It seems like one person's losing power here, and another's seeing their electricity bill skyrocket over there - it's quite a lot to keep on top of! Now, let's set it up for a proper Wintery Mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQt5PuBQa5M … Continue reading BEWARE BEWARE, THE ECONOMIC CONDITIONS OF JANUARE (THE KELL INKSTON JANUARY 2023 WRITING UPDATE)
Happy Holidays – a new release, a loving reminder for the turn of the year… oh, and also the EOY report
A hearty season's greetings to all my smart and attractive readers - yes, that's you! Read on for a special Kingsday surprise to one and all - and no, it's NOT the Kingdsay Tuna! Hey, look! Holiday Minion and Delivery Minion are ringing in the "finis anni" with the Planar Sphere! The Knights are going … Continue reading Happy Holidays – a new release, a loving reminder for the turn of the year… oh, and also the EOY report
December! It’s uh… time to be warm inside and open presents!
As a person, Winter is a special time for me. Everything's cold and quiet, and you really get to just appreciate the cleanest, basest forms of the world. Thanks to the holidays you really get to just sit there and think about that which is most important, without all the hustle and bustle of work, … Continue reading December! It’s uh… time to be warm inside and open presents!
The Novemb- … wait a second.
Theme music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPrd8FoClAA Well, you heard 'em! Noooope! Not this time. I have way too much to do and not enough time to write some ding dang email. I just wanna sit around and eat pizza, but I gotta get on these deadlines! Apologies for the general unprofessionalism of this month's update, but I seriously … Continue reading The Novemb- … wait a second.
Coffee... WRITING!... COFFEE!! 