A Dark Malaise sweeping the Land, a Great Kingdom on the Brink of Civil War, and still, the Analyst’s pen falls to the Paper (The Jolly January Update)

And here we are, yet again, for another month's update - How exciting! Have some music to start us off on the right foot. How about some easy listening from an online game I've never gotten around to playing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCY8T61hxXU Now then, onto the events of the month: Occult Vengeance is OUT! That's right; New … Continue reading A Dark Malaise sweeping the Land, a Great Kingdom on the Brink of Civil War, and still, the Analyst’s pen falls to the Paper (The Jolly January Update)

Scout Minion

Name: Hain' Head Title: Scout Minion Other Titles: Loser-Ass No-Life Game-Addict Dumb Idiot Minion - Bestowed by Operator Prime Minion when she kicked his ass at poker that one game night Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (No Official Rank) Race/State: Higher Dragon-Kin/Infusiac Age: Unknown Height: 2.8 meters Weight: Unknown (she hits anyone who asks that) Original … Continue reading Scout Minion

Dimensionomancy Infrastructure Minion

Name: Zine Ferragatzi Head Title: Dimensionomancy Infrastructure Minion Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (Big Cheese - Science Tower) Race/State: Ultragram Decadia 5k/Infusiac Age: It's rather complicated Height: 167 cm Weight: 198 kg Original series: The Courts Divided Primary Magics and Abilities: Arguably considered both the most knowledgeable and the most intelligent of Chaos' Minionry, Dimensionomancy Infrastructure … Continue reading Dimensionomancy Infrastructure Minion

Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion

Name: Unknown Primary Title: Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (No Official Rank) Race/State: (Suspected) Human/Infusiac Age: Unknown Height: Exactly one meter Weight: 135 kg Original series: The Courts Divided Primary Magics and Abilities: Everyone's favorite shape-obsessed dweeb is capable of discerning the amount of sides on any object at least twice as … Continue reading Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion

Knight Law

Name: Hos'Rayull Head Title: Knight Law Other titles: The Weight of The Canyons, "Best damn scale I've ever met!", The Redeemer, Genius of the Cold Bloods Relevant Faction(s): The Royal Knights of The Old Kingdom of Reinen (High Knight Class) Race/State: Higher Dragon-Kin/Largely Unaltered Age: Approx 85 by the beginning of Woodcastle Height: 203cm - … Continue reading Knight Law

Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)

First, some truly lovely music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKASDDMEPx4&t=385s Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals - what a novel concept! It's exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it's a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I … Continue reading Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)