Viscera Splattered and Life on its Final String, the Analyst prepares for a Grand Leap Forward (The Neat November Update!)
Ladies, gentlemen, life forms all. I’m glad you’re present once again to receive these words. Also to receive these sick jams: Ace Combat, a renowned high-speed jet dogfight series, has some seriously cool orchestrations. I’d recommend at least listening up to the 2:00 mark to see if it’s for you. Mister Kobayashi is quite the […]
Crackling with an Ambition that Rivals All Competitors, Surely it will be The Analyst that Strikes Bravely into The Night and Seizes Victory with a Mountain-Solid Grip
Hail, traveler, and good tidings to you! As always, we’ll start with some nice music: I’ve been a big KOKIA binge recently. She’s amazing at conjuring those rare emotions you just don’t find often in modern music. Let’s get into the monthly wonderment, yes? Short Stories of the Month: That’s right! We have two this […]
All Hell-Ow’s! Eve VENGEANCE – A Short Story
Unhinged Super Maniac Minion ALPHA X flings open the door to his dump of a shack, just on the side of the soot-covered Explosion Tower. He could already feel it on the air when he was inside his very humble abode, but opening the door to the outside moat stings him like the kiss of […]
Dirty, Rotten Thievery! – Part 4
The deep-tech whir of a subsystem hums through the helm chamber. A high-speed dimensional coalescence cuts through the air, handily complying the intersecting of dimensions in only a matter of seconds. From the emptied out interstellar tunnel, a single, resplendent figure emerges. Like a cross between a priest and a savant of technology, Ywn enters […]
Beset by Delirium in the Annals of the Uncertain Artistic Dark, One Analyst continues Boldly into that Great Night. (The September 2020 Update)
But before we start, Jethro Tull. Let’s get into it, shall we? The Big Fat Release: Emancipation is now available! This is a big deal for me, so big that I’ll actually have extra thoughts about it at the end of this update. I’ve finally published an entire series! Don’t get me wrong, I’ve […]
Dirty, Rotten Thievery! – Part 3
A night-time jungle scene fills warmly with the hot air and dancing shadows cast by a hundred fires. “Ha ha!” a giant, semi-human salamander exclaims with a triumphant wriggle, “I, The Great and Powerful Glub, shall now COOK and EAT this Chaos-Minion!” he exclaims, his wide jaws causing small, excited gusts of air upon the […]
Cracked Beyond Repair, it is indeed The Analyst that continues its journey across the Dark and Unforgiving Battle-Plains of Dimension X – A.K.A. The Alright August Update!
Music? Yeah, let’s do it. Just like last month, an artist that left the world too early. My world was placed in collective shock when he passed in 2009. It felt like a man who was possibly larger than the world he was born in had gone on ahead of us. *ehem* if isn’t clear […]
Trench
A truly hideous canyon between Kanvane and Ragnivan spanning several hundreds of miles across, the Trench was originally started as a result of the really-quite-violent struggles between the ruling society of dragon-kin on the continent, and the humans that eventually rose up with Rayda’s help to defeat them. What began as an extraordinarily blasted-out trench […]
Towerne
As High Overlord Chaos’ tower network, Towerne could rightfully be called a kingdom simply by the expanse of its demesne coupled with a truly ludicrous power projection. As Chaos and his dimensional operation minions maintain a rather extreme amount of towers in a multitude of different dimensions, and they almost always go undetected, Chaos has […]
Dirty, Rotten Thievery! – Part 2
The scrying stone dies out, leaving an impressed group of overlords, demons, self-proclaimed gods, lawmakers and politicians in the large, thickly-misted room. While it seems large enough to accommodate hundreds, maybe thousands of people, the liquid-mist veil saturating the room with a warm swirl is defeating to all but the most powerful of gazes. “That […]
