Protected: The Lot of the Five Dragons and Xingah the Spirit Healer
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A very nice room
You’ve come here searching for answers, but you weren’t really sure what to expect. This time, you find yourself in a calm room, the only noise being the sound of the rolling ocean outside and the mild click of a wooden wall-mounted clock. It’s a pleasant white-painted room with a blue, wave-like streak painted along […]
Protected: a small, perfect box
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Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part 6–
“There, we’re here,” Order says with a finalized tone, ushering the minions through the coalesced portal, one that took her ten times as much time and effort as it would Chaos. Her and the rescued minions step back into the Center Tower’s main plaza, replete with the mania of a raid. “Bro, there’s some over […]
Bonked on the Head by a Ton of Work, it’s THIS analyst’s opinion that he needs a little bit of time to get all of his ducks in a row. (The March “Update”)
In otherwords, X Yes, X! Like, just look at me: *Overwhelmed coffee sipping sounds* I have no big update for you this month; like think of the most minuscule Inkston Update you’ve ever witnessed through the years, and X that by X – that’s what we’re looking at for the April update. I understand your […]
With all Limbs Broken and no Hope for Rescue, it falls to the Shattered Analyst to Survive through Will Alone (The Fretted February Update)
And here we are, it’s ALMOST SPRING! *Bug swarm immediately rises from a nearby pile of leaves to feast on the living* HORAAAAAY! … Excuse me, I understand not everyone shares my enthusiasm for the changing of the seasons. You know, I’ve thought about the question of “which season is my favorite” for more than […]
Dirty, Rotten Thievery -Part 5-
A twinkling of starlight, all warning sensors pinging off, a wide, white grin… and then death. That was the experience of Staff Sergeant Extine Avarta in the seconds it took Chaos to vault through the quarter-kilometer distance between him and the block guard. He doesn’t need a weapon, let alone magic, to kill enemies that […]
A Dark Malaise sweeping the Land, a Great Kingdom on the Brink of Civil War, and still, the Analyst’s pen falls to the Paper (The Jolly January Update)
And here we are, yet again, for another month’s update – How exciting! Have some music to start us off on the right foot. How about some easy listening from an online game I’ve never gotten around to playing? Now then, onto the events of the month: Occult Vengeance is OUT! That’s right; New year, […]
Dimensionomancy Infrastructure Minion
Name: Zine Ferragatzi Head Title: Dimensionomancy Infrastructure Minion Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (Big Cheese – Science Tower) Race/State: Ultragram Decadia 5k/Infusiac Age: It’s rather complicated Height: 127 cm with antennae Weight: 198 kg Original series: The Courts Divided Primary Magics and Abilities: Arguably considered both the most knowledgeable and the most intelligent of Chaos’ Minionry, […]
Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion
Name: Unknown Primary Title: Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (No Official Rank) Race/State: (Suspected) Human/Infusiac Age: Unknown Height: Exactly one meter Weight: 135 kg Original series: The Courts Divided Primary Magics and Abilities: Everyone’s favorite shape-obsessed dweeb is capable of discerning the amount of sides on any object at least twice as […]
