Beaten to the Point of Hideous Delirium, it is the One Analyst That Discovered Another Piece of the Great Puzzle (July 2020 Update)
Some music and pseudo-philosophical rambling to start with, as always. You can trust me to bring some of the freshest and coolest tracks in the universe – by fresh and cool I mean barely known foreign songs from posthumous artists, of course. Life and all its niceties can be fleeting, and great artists […]
Dirty, Rotten Thievery! – Part 1
Like catching a falling star, the potted plant collapses neatly into the hand of The High Overlord of Inexorable Cruelty. It’s Chaos – of course it’s him. In his grasp is a constellation lily – the black, blue and twinkling white displays of the petals streaking along the flower in a glorious night sky scene. […]
As The Great Outbreak (TM) spanned across The Cursed Earth (TM) one analyst stayed cradled in the ethereal confines of a reinforced seven-dimensional bunker replete with coffee and Turkish delight. It is here that he made the final preparations for The Immense Plan (TM) – The June 2020 Update
Hey reader. We’re starting out with a bit of different music this time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W03d6o2b-k There are fledgling pieces of art that do not achieve their best form until years later, and there are those that arrive perfect as they are. The music of Xenogears is the former. Natsumi Kameoka’s arrangements of the pieces are phenomenally […]
Another Exceptional Month of Death and Learning: you don’t say, the May update!
As always, let’s start with some tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwT6XFgs43w You may now say: “Thanks, dad, for letting me check out all your cool old person music!” Then I’ll say: “You’re welcome, kiddo,” right before taking a sip from my brandy. Anyway, hello again! I guess it’s time for another monthly update. We actually have quite […]
Author Spotlight – Kell Inkston Two Years Later
Super cool interview between myself and long-time fan/blogger Ira Myriam!
Fan-tastic Fiction-eering – a short story
I It was a quick altercation in the hallway, most wouldn’t think anything of it. Fanfiction Minion was heading off with a stack full of papers for her club meeting in Sketchy Tower, and Literary Short Form Minion was taking her finished short story to the competition. Comedic Prop Minion had forgotten to clean up […]
Places
There’s quite a few places to visit, you know. Read up and fill that brain with knowledge! The Upper Realms: Container of metaphysical divinity and natural elemental presences, as well as their creators: -The Northern Mountain Kingdom of Starlend -The Southern Mountain Kingdom of Breathlend -The Eastern Mountain Kingdom of Dreamlend -The Four Kingdoms of […]
The Four Kingdoms Above the Pools
“I know about the worlds above. You can look up yourself out from this cabin and see some of their realmage. Peek out that window, what do you see? “The universe.” “Don’t be so metaphysical, you pretentious fool. What do you see?” “…The stars, of course.” “Very good. If you see the stars, and the […]
Oh no… oh NO OH NO OH NO THE LAUNCH IS ACTUALLY GOING WELL?!?! (Smapril April Update)
UH- *Heavy rain sfx* UH YEAH- *Storming and lightening everywhere* YEAH ALLEN WE GET YOU. WE’RE OVER HERE IN UH… *Umbrella shoots by, impaling bystander on camera* YEAH UH… ON THE M.S. NOCTURNA. LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE’S HANDLING THE STORM PRETTY WELL. THEY’RE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT A NEW RELEASE OR SOMETHING? *Giant tentacle reaches out of […]
Struck down at the critical moment, it was that one analyst that was incapable of… Bleh, no I can’t think of anything. BLARCH MARCH UPDATE
This one’s going to be a shorter one, but at least we have a release this time around! To start with, here’s a comfy sound: I cannot sing the praises of Yoko Kanno enough. She’s one of my favorite modern composers and always nails every project she’s attached to. This is one of her more […]
