The year 2020 – In cold and emotionless review
Well, yeah, 2020 was quite the time, wasn’t it? All sorts of horrible, horrible things that I won’t talk about, because I love all of you and don’t want to get political about current stuff at the moment – after all, it was mostly a year of good things even with all of that going […]
Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)
First, some truly lovely music. Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals – what a novel concept! It’s exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it’s a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I hope […]
Desolation Scope: 4th Edition
A calm, late-night tea room in Towerne is the host to a brutal murder. A die is cast from within the scope of the gameboard by a player far, far away, probably another dimension. “Nat 20, the overlord draws his epic blade through the knight and-“ “NOOOOOOOOOO!” Shorts Minion screams at the top of his […]
Viscera Splattered and Life on its Final String, the Analyst prepares for a Grand Leap Forward (The Neat November Update!)
Ladies, gentlemen, life forms all. I’m glad you’re present once again to receive these words. Also to receive these sick jams: Ace Combat, a renowned high-speed jet dogfight series, has some seriously cool orchestrations. I’d recommend at least listening up to the 2:00 mark to see if it’s for you. Mister Kobayashi is quite the […]
Crackling with an Ambition that Rivals All Competitors, Surely it will be The Analyst that Strikes Bravely into The Night and Seizes Victory with a Mountain-Solid Grip
Hail, traveler, and good tidings to you! As always, we’ll start with some nice music: I’ve been a big KOKIA binge recently. She’s amazing at conjuring those rare emotions you just don’t find often in modern music. Let’s get into the monthly wonderment, yes? Short Stories of the Month: That’s right! We have two this […]
All Hell-Ow’s! Eve VENGEANCE – A Short Story
Unhinged Super Maniac Minion ALPHA X flings open the door to his dump of a shack, just on the side of the soot-covered Explosion Tower. He could already feel it on the air when he was inside his very humble abode, but opening the door to the outside moat stings him like the kiss of […]
Dirty, Rotten Thievery! – Part 4
The deep-tech whir of a subsystem hums through the helm chamber. A high-speed dimensional coalescence cuts through the air, handily complying the intersecting of dimensions in only a matter of seconds. From the emptied out interstellar tunnel, a single, resplendent figure emerges. Like a cross between a priest and a savant of technology, Ywn enters […]
Beset by Delirium in the Annals of the Uncertain Artistic Dark, One Analyst continues Boldly into that Great Night. (The September 2020 Update)
But before we start, Jethro Tull. Let’s get into it, shall we? The Big Fat Release: Emancipation is now available! This is a big deal for me, so big that I’ll actually have extra thoughts about it at the end of this update. I’ve finally published an entire series! Don’t get me wrong, I’ve […]
Dirty, Rotten Thievery! – Part 3
A night-time jungle scene fills warmly with the hot air and dancing shadows cast by a hundred fires. “Ha ha!” a giant, semi-human salamander exclaims with a triumphant wriggle, “I, The Great and Powerful Glub, shall now COOK and EAT this Chaos-Minion!” he exclaims, his wide jaws causing small, excited gusts of air upon the […]
Cracked Beyond Repair, it is indeed The Analyst that continues its journey across the Dark and Unforgiving Battle-Plains of Dimension X – A.K.A. The Alright August Update!
Music? Yeah, let’s do it. Just like last month, an artist that left the world too early. My world was placed in collective shock when he passed in 2009. It felt like a man who was possibly larger than the world he was born in had gone on ahead of us. *ehem* if isn’t clear […]
