As always, let's start with some tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwT6XFgs43w You may now say: "Thanks, dad, for letting me check out all your cool old person music!" Then I'll say: "You're welcome, kiddo," right before taking a sip from my brandy. Anyway, hello again! I guess it's time for another monthly update. We actually have quite … Continue reading Another Exceptional Month of Death and Learning: you don’t say, the May update!
Haha, well the time sure has been moving fast, hasn't it? Well I'm here to let you know that it's time to start relaxing for the holidays and get comfy from wherever you are. Let's start with a some truly on-fire neo-classical by one of my very favorite living composers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cFPrTZPAlY So-often overlooked, yet always … Continue reading Beyond all competitors, over all challenges, only The Analyst remained standing upon that great rock of d- Wait, whooooa wait… is it Winter ALREADY?! (The Deathly December Update)
Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
"Good things come to those who ram their heads into a wall of bricks as hard as they can until the mental trauma causes them to think up a better solution." - Me What a month. What an absolute month. Prepare your bodies for a long, long post. In fact, I dare you to read … Continue reading The Ravings of a Lunatic – The 2019 October Update
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgya1ADwas No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I'm really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think … Continue reading An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Yes. It IS that time again. But first, here’s a spot of music for your listening amusement: McKennitt has a truly indiscernibly lunar quality to her music, you know. Not only an established producer of music in her genre, but far more-so an excellent song-writer and singer as well. I’ve caught myself with this song … Continue reading Under water on fire, OR Under fire on water? – The Real Neat July Update
Good day to you. As usual, let's start of with a little music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuIMye31Gw The classical realm is one of my favorites, and I return to it often when writing. It is at times intimidating for me to imagine how much effort and study went into the creation of the old master's works, but I … Continue reading Blasted by The Nefarious Ashen Plumes of The Great Deadline, only one pair of legs refuses to fall to its knees and surren- oh wait, yeah about that, it’s simply the “Mystical May” Update!
Hello, hello, hello! How are you doing today? Good enough to appreciate good music I hope, Because I think that's what we should start off with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-G4YNKNAg I'm a fan of world music, especially when those tunes come with productions that do the old tune justice. It's not jazzy at all, but you know as … Continue reading Crushed under The Insidious Workload, only one Lens-Cracked Analyst is up to the task to write a single blog post – AKA: The All-Right April Update!
Was that click-baity enough of a title for you? Anyway, here's some music for while you read: Another month has passed since I made a conscious effort to update you once a month, and gee, it's going to be a sickeningly-productive year! I understand you're probably still emotionally-damaged from last year's small handful of releases, … Continue reading ALIEN ATTACK! HELP, MY BONES ARE SQUIRMING OUT OF MY PORE-… Oh, wait, veto that: it’s the “Jammin’ January” update!
Dear Friends and Creatures Alike, Get comfortable and get some tunes before we begin: https://youtu.be/9Qv8ks7tyok Today marks the end of a busy day of mine. I've been especially hard at work of late preparing exciting goodies for you all. I've been experimenting with various techniques to increase my pace of writing and accuracy in quality, … Continue reading Smashed brilliantly against The Rocks of Trepidation, Kell strives forward with pen in-hand and muscles bristling under its slick-looking suit jacket. (It’s just the December 2018 update, don’t freak out.)