My Ever-Beloved Reader, hail to you on this fine day, I uh... I have some pretty big news for you, but first... music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wq9_Wmv5BI A little more sunlight before my side of the world gets cool for the rest of the year. A Welcome Update: Traditional Publishing on the Horizon Some days writing feels like … Continue reading A firmly landed foot strikes up the ridge-line of the Great Climb – could it be that the author has been met with a victory? (The Sweet Sweet September ’23)
Dreamlend is the most secretive among the four "Upper Realm" Kingdoms of The Mountain, and owns quite the role: the inspiration and delineation of knowledge through dreams, to those both waking and sleeping. The Witnesser at Somnae - art by Midjourney The realm of Dreamland is the smallest of the four kingdoms, consisting only of … Continue reading Dreamlend
Reader...? Reader! Wow, it is so good to see you. This past month has felt like I've been clawing my way up a thorn-covered hill with only a machete to my name, the pointers hot on my heels with the authorities right behind them. Yet here we are, galactic and unbothered, a bit weary but … Continue reading Over-Caffeinated and Full of Hope, The Analyst Fights Forward into the Burning Horizon of the Hottest Month of the Year (The August 2023 Update)
Merry July 4th to all my especially free friends, and to everyone else: hope you had a good Monday. We've got a bit of good stuff for you today, including a rare and elusive author spotlight! Let's start off with some of the most American music there is. I am talking, of course, about UTOPIAN … Continue reading Freedom, a lot of Food, and WASP ATTACKS NO NO NO NONONONO (July ’22 update)
"Oh no!" all the ethnically diverse and swiss-doll-styled kids say in unison as they hurriedly clasp hands together, "It's mean Mr. Inkston again with his dEviL mUsiC!" You bet your bones. Now Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra5K-hI6F-Y Brought to you by the ~Sensual Chill Saxophone Band~ Now that I've burnt your eardrums with another fine smooth jazz selection, … Continue reading Hot, hot, HOT! It’s getting HOT HELP ME! Is what I WOULD be saying if it were August – but yeah, it’s still pretty warm (Jazzy June Update)
*Audience applauds as I wring the rainwater out of my suit* Oh, hey there, everyone! It's time for the monthly email update! But first, it's time for some JAZZ FUSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw7vOfDLBiQ Easily one of the most underappreciated genres in comparison to its level of advancement, Jazz Fusion (which itself has become a wildly-broad genre label) … Continue reading April! Wow, Spring feels like it’s finally he-bhbbhbhbbbbb *GASP* Where did all this RAIN come from?! (The April 2022 Update)
To key us in, it's time for some characteristically-smooth Soichi Terada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epu_1rfAmc4&t=9s Mr. Terada hasn't released much since the pandemic, but it's nice to have some of his older stuff to return to as the internet so aptly enables us to. It's sort of humorous that he's best known for doing the sound track for … Continue reading Cauterized to the bone and word of it all, a forlorn analyst forces through regular bouts of mania and an unwitting public to create the barest elements of his greatest work – The 2021 September Update
Here's a nice long one to cool down with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jYyhGX86Qg Now then, it's going to be a bit of a different one this time: A big fat reflection on what the heck I've been doing for the past twelve years - I feel like I've finally figured it out, reader. Congratulations to myself, and congratulations … Continue reading The July 2021 Update
As always, let's start with some tunes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwT6XFgs43w You may now say: "Thanks, dad, for letting me check out all your cool old person music!" Then I'll say: "You're welcome, kiddo," right before taking a sip from my brandy. Anyway, hello again! I guess it's time for another monthly update. We actually have quite … Continue reading Another Exceptional Month of Death and Learning: you don’t say, the May update!
Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.