Galvanized by the Grief of a Thousand Failures, The Analyst Treks on with a Dauntless Demeanor – AKA: The Rather Quite Good May Mupdate

Hey there, It always feels like months between these emails, but I think it's just because of all that happens from one 15th to the next. Here's some fine jazz for your listening enjoyment. Please enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXSFTe7tbqY&ab_channel=MelancholyRose And now, the things of the month. Wait, where did you guys come from? We don't have anything … Continue reading Galvanized by the Grief of a Thousand Failures, The Analyst Treks on with a Dauntless Demeanor – AKA: The Rather Quite Good May Mupdate

Slapped Silly under the Greivous Gaze of the Dark-Dude-Deadline, it comes down to one Alright Analyst to set things back in order. (The AHHHHH April Update)

Hello! It's been a little bit, hasn't it? I'm so happy to speak with you again. I promise this update is chalk-full of both magic and wonder. Let's start off with some music and then hop right in to the good stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFfzZmHLq20 And there's your bit of audio culture for the day - it's … Continue reading Slapped Silly under the Greivous Gaze of the Dark-Dude-Deadline, it comes down to one Alright Analyst to set things back in order. (The AHHHHH April Update)

Bonked on the Head by a Ton of Work, it’s THIS analyst’s opinion that he needs a little bit of time to get all of his ducks in a row. (The March “Update”)

In otherwords, X Yes, X! Like, just look at me: *Overwhelmed coffee sipping sounds* I have no big update for you this month; like think of the most minuscule Inkston Update you've ever witnessed through the years, and X that by X - that's what we're looking at for the April update. I understand your … Continue reading Bonked on the Head by a Ton of Work, it’s THIS analyst’s opinion that he needs a little bit of time to get all of his ducks in a row. (The March “Update”)

Arraine Gallandish

Name: Arraine Gallandish Head Title: [REDACTED] Relevant Faction(s): The Azure Vigil, Lond Lunar-Science Laboratory, [REDACTED] Race/State: Human/Largely Unaltered Age: 33 by the beginning of Blades of the Moon Height: 177 cm Weight: 73 kg Original series: The Azure Vigil Primary Magics and Abilities: At first glance, Arraine is your atypical laboratory-dwelling smarty pants. He's capable … Continue reading Arraine Gallandish

Effie Lassifrey

Name: Effie Lassifrey Head Title: Part of "The Crater" Relevant Faction(s): Redglade (Starshone Stellar Estate Royalty) Race/State: Fairy/Unaltered Age: 23 Height: 13cm Weight: 0.4 kg Original series: Soot Knight Primary Magics and Abilities: Born under the exceptionally unlucky star Vasalgaar on a blind moon, Effie's innate magic could be most considerately described as "relaxed" in … Continue reading Effie Lassifrey

Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)

First, some truly lovely music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKASDDMEPx4&t=385s Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals - what a novel concept! It's exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it's a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I … Continue reading Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)

Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.

Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.