First, some truly lovely music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKASDDMEPx4&t=385s Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals - what a novel concept! It's exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it's a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I … Continue reading Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)
A calm, late-night tea room in Towerne is the host to a brutal murder. A die is cast from within the scope of the gameboard by a player far, far away, probably another dimension. "Nat 20, the overlord draws his epic blade through the knight and-" "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Shorts Minion screams at the top of his … Continue reading Desolation Scope: 4th Edition
Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
True Generosity I. Lord Knight Captain Order, the proud head of her hallowed organization, slumps her head depressively into her arched and open palm. “-you see, if we can count on your generosity again this year, we should be able to get a-” Ugh. “-the children need a heated swimming pool, I’m telling yo-” Eh. … Continue reading True Generosity – a short story
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgya1ADwas No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I'm really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think … Continue reading An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
A Most Abyssal Day Some months after the events of The Courts Divided, Entomology Minion draws back from his desk, holding his current specimen under the light-gray microscope. The mid-height minion of about a meter and a half tall takes a long, drawing breath in his quiet laboratory cozy in a deep corner in the … Continue reading A Most Abyssal Day – a short story
Good morrow to you, fair one, Let's start with some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiyDhc5XLw0 Muzak was really prevalent back in the day, but now it's practically extinct. Got to admit I have a soft spot for "lounge jazz" as it were; always a really good, smooth feeling to the music and never too overbearing. Anyway, music … Continue reading On the frost-cracked precipice, a lone four-eyed analyst takes one final breath in preparation f- whoa now! It’s /just/ the “Marvelous March” Update!
Never mind all that dragon stuff. You know I have plenty in my books, but when I was a youngling I figured I'd have tons and tons more dragons. That hasn't happened, but Hoss'Rayull and Etharius are good enough for my fix so far. Anyway, here's some music to get you started: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-JQ-RCyPpQ Let's get … Continue reading Blasted under the fire of the everlasting dragon, a lone, four-eyed analyst continues his qu- oh wait, nevermind: it’s that “Fabulous February” update!
Was that click-baity enough of a title for you? Anyway, here's some music for while you read: Another month has passed since I made a conscious effort to update you once a month, and gee, it's going to be a sickeningly-productive year! I understand you're probably still emotionally-damaged from last year's small handful of releases, … Continue reading ALIEN ATTACK! HELP, MY BONES ARE SQUIRMING OUT OF MY PORE-… Oh, wait, veto that: it’s the “Jammin’ January” update!
Dear Friends and Creatures Alike, Get comfortable and get some tunes before we begin: https://youtu.be/9Qv8ks7tyok Today marks the end of a busy day of mine. I've been especially hard at work of late preparing exciting goodies for you all. I've been experimenting with various techniques to increase my pace of writing and accuracy in quality, … Continue reading Smashed brilliantly against The Rocks of Trepidation, Kell strives forward with pen in-hand and muscles bristling under its slick-looking suit jacket. (It’s just the December 2018 update, don’t freak out.)