V: Utter, Absolute Horror Order cancels her cloaking spell once they’re inside. It’s not like she’ll have to deal with the line anymore. “Chief, that was murder!” Justice exclaims with a cross tone. “Minions don’t deserve anything else.” “Wh-” his face pales. “That was a minion?!” She doesn’t say anything in response to that, because … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-
IV: The Powerful Awaiting Dread It is now Greshert the fifteenth. She had awoken with a start this morning— that immense, arcane pressure of a magic signature weighing down on her like a black-white mountain of grinning evil. Royal Knight Order is sitting alongside her thirteenth cup of coffee today, mixed lazily with an edge … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Four
III: The Spooky Few “This is a disaster!” Holiday Minion cries, crunched up and holding his head down by his antler antennae. “If His Great Festiveness thinks it was my idea to let out the Meanion Gang, it’ll be me in Mintuanamo with them!” “Probably way worse, dude,” Scout Minion adds with a shrug. … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Three
II: The Rather Not-so-bad Penal Tower In only minutes, Super Maniac Minion takes his minion rabble across the realms to the infamous Penal Tower— where all the worst minions do hard time under the watchful eye of Corrective Administrator Minion. The shoals of the bay glisten in welcome to the crew, who make land through … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Two
(A multipart short I've whipped together for your reading pleasure. Starting on Halloween and continuing to November 4th. Enjoy, and let me know what you think in the comments, you opinionated reader, you! This here sheds some light on rare topics like: how minions decide what holidays to celebrate, Order's silly dog, Parvo, and what … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part One
What's this? An audiobook? You positively bet your bagels, it is! Narrated by the fantastically-talented A.W. Dickson, this wonderful unabridged audiobook is filled with all the action and intrigue of the novel, now with a charming British-sounding accent and a really, really good voice for Cooking Minion. You can get it here! With that in … Continue reading An audiobook and sequel, whoa!
Good day to you, beloved reader-type, I bring you this day my current project, and this time, you get to read along! So as you may know NaNoWriMo got off to a fairly bumpy start for me. Halloween Knight is just something I don't feel ready to do yet, but I only figured that out after getting roughly … Continue reading Dragon Scythe Online’s in-writing reveal
Good day to you. I understand this is a bit of a weird post considering the timing, but I have some good/bad news. I'm not actually ready to write Halloween Knight. I'll unpack my reasoning for you, as well as tell you what I will be writing (it's another one of my super old projects, but … Continue reading Not even 10 days in – my NaNoWriMo surrender/reprojecting! ; ;
Before we get too far into it. Here's a link to a nice jazz 24/7 livestream: Let's talk about what I've been up to. I apologize for being so mysterious about things as I tend to be, but I simply have a good deal of work both IRL and on projects that have been taking … Continue reading Halloween Knight for NaNoWriMo!
Yes, but first let's enjoy some easy listening: So we have a few wonderful things to announce today: Voidstar Empire's second book Eminence is now available on amazon.com! Click/tap here to get your hands on the digital version for $4.99 This one follows the 55th's efforts in tracking down the culprits of the Serne terrorist strike, … Continue reading Eminence is Eminent!