Bonked on the Head by a Ton of Work, it’s THIS analyst’s opinion that he needs a little bit of time to get all of his ducks in a row. (The March “Update”)
In otherwords, X Yes, X! Like, just look at me: *Overwhelmed coffee sipping sounds* I have no big update for you this month; like think of the most minuscule Inkston Update you’ve ever witnessed through the years, and X that by X – that’s what we’re looking at for the April update. I understand your […]
Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)
First, some truly lovely music. Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals – what a novel concept! It’s exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it’s a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I hope […]
Desolation Scope: 4th Edition
A calm, late-night tea room in Towerne is the host to a brutal murder. A die is cast from within the scope of the gameboard by a player far, far away, probably another dimension. “Nat 20, the overlord draws his epic blade through the knight and-“ “NOOOOOOOOOO!” Shorts Minion screams at the top of his […]
Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
Readers, As always, let’s start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I’ve heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn’t move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of “minimalist music” that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his […]
True Generosity – a short story
True Generosity I. Lord Knight Captain Order, the proud head of her hallowed organization, slumps her head depressively into her arched and open palm. “-you see, if we can count on your generosity again this year, we should be able to get a-” Ugh. “-the children need a heated swimming pool, I’m telling yo-” Eh. […]
An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I’m really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think you’re […]
A Most Abyssal Day – a short story
A Most Abyssal Day Some months after the events of The Courts Divided, Entomology Minion draws back from his desk, holding his current specimen under the light-gray microscope. The mid-height minion of about a meter and a half tall takes a long, drawing breath in his quiet laboratory cozy in a deep corner in the […]
On the frost-cracked precipice, a lone four-eyed analyst takes one final breath in preparation f- whoa now! It’s /just/ the “Marvelous March” Update!
Good morrow to you, fair one, Let’s start with some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiyDhc5XLw0 Muzak was really prevalent back in the day, but now it’s practically extinct. Got to admit I have a soft spot for “lounge jazz” as it were; always a really good, smooth feeling to the music and never too overbearing. Anyway, music […]
Blasted under the fire of the everlasting dragon, a lone, four-eyed analyst continues his qu- oh wait, nevermind: it’s that “Fabulous February” update!
Never mind all that dragon stuff. You know I have plenty in my books, but when I was a youngling I figured I’d have tons and tons more dragons. That hasn’t happened, but Hoss’Rayull and Etharius are good enough for my fix so far. Anyway, here’s some music to get you started: Let’s get right […]
ALIEN ATTACK! HELP, MY BONES ARE SQUIRMING OUT OF MY PORE-… Oh, wait, veto that: it’s the “Jammin’ January” update!
Was that click-baity enough of a title for you? Anyway, here’s some music for while you read: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9MSx79EO9k&w=560&h=315] Another month has passed since I made a conscious effort to update you once a month, and gee, it’s going to be a sickeningly-productive year! I understand you’re probably still emotionally-damaged from last year’s small handful […]
