The Ravings of a Lunatic – The 2019 October Update
“Good things come to those who ram their heads into a wall of bricks as hard as they can until the mental trauma causes them to think up a better solution.” – Me What a month. What an absolute month. Prepare your bodies for a long, long post. In fact, I dare you to read […]
An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I’m really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think you’re […]
Crushed under The Insidious Workload, only one Lens-Cracked Analyst is up to the task to write a single blog post – AKA: The All-Right April Update!
Hello, hello, hello! How are you doing today? Good enough to appreciate good music I hope, Because I think that’s what we should start off with: I’m a fan of world music, especially when those tunes come with productions that do the old tune justice. It’s not jazzy at all, but you know as well […]
On the frost-cracked precipice, a lone four-eyed analyst takes one final breath in preparation f- whoa now! It’s /just/ the “Marvelous March” Update!
Good morrow to you, fair one, Let’s start with some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiyDhc5XLw0 Muzak was really prevalent back in the day, but now it’s practically extinct. Got to admit I have a soft spot for “lounge jazz” as it were; always a really good, smooth feeling to the music and never too overbearing. Anyway, music […]
Smashed brilliantly against The Rocks of Trepidation, Kell strives forward with pen in-hand and muscles bristling under its slick-looking suit jacket. (It’s just the December 2018 update, don’t freak out.)
Dear Friends and Creatures Alike, Get comfortable and get some tunes before we begin: Today marks the end of a busy day of mine. I’ve been especially hard at work of late preparing exciting goodies for you all. I’ve been experimenting with various techniques to increase my pace of writing and accuracy in quality, and […]
The November 2018 Update!
Good day my friends and constituents, I’ve been working at a significant pace this month, though definitely not as fast as I’d like. Analytics is busy work, so my job at S.E.E.R. has been keeping me pretty on-call for the month, which reasonably would result in fewer words per day. Here’s how the most “in-radar” […]
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-
V: Utter, Absolute Horror Order cancels her cloaking spell once they’re inside. It’s not like she’ll have to deal with the line anymore. “Chief, that was murder!” Justice exclaims with a cross tone. “Minions don’t deserve anything else.” “Wh-” his face pales. “That was a minion?!” She doesn’t say anything in response to that, because […]
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Two
II: The Rather Not-so-bad Penal Tower In only minutes, Super Maniac Minion takes his minion rabble across the realms to the infamous Penal Tower— where all the worst minions do hard time under the watchful eye of Corrective Administrator Minion. The shoals of the bay glisten in welcome to the crew, who make land through […]
An audiobook and sequel, whoa!
What’s this? An audiobook? You positively bet your bagels, it is! Narrated by the fantastically-talented A.W. Dickson, this wonderful unabridged audiobook is filled with all the action and intrigue of the novel, now with a charming British-sounding accent and a really, really good voice for Cooking Minion. You can get it here! With that in […]
Dragon Scythe Online’s in-writing reveal
Good day to you, beloved reader-type, I bring you this day my current project, and this time, you get to read along! So as you may know NaNoWriMo got off to a fairly bumpy start for me. Halloween Knight is just something I don’t feel ready to do yet, but I only figured that out after getting roughly […]
