V: Utter, Absolute Horror Order cancels her cloaking spell once they’re inside. It’s not like she’ll have to deal with the line anymore. “Chief, that was murder!” Justice exclaims with a cross tone. “Minions don’t deserve anything else.” “Wh-” his face pales. “That was a minion?!” She doesn’t say anything in response to that, because … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-
IV: The Powerful Awaiting Dread It is now Greshert the fifteenth. She had awoken with a start this morning— that immense, arcane pressure of a magic signature weighing down on her like a black-white mountain of grinning evil. Royal Knight Order is sitting alongside her thirteenth cup of coffee today, mixed lazily with an edge … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Four
III: The Spooky Few “This is a disaster!” Holiday Minion cries, crunched up and holding his head down by his antler antennae. “If His Great Festiveness thinks it was my idea to let out the Meanion Gang, it’ll be me in Mintuanamo with them!” “Probably way worse, dude,” Scout Minion adds with a shrug. … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Three
Hey friend, Flash Fiction Friday at Five, (for the three weeks I've been doing it, at least,) have been nice, but I'm afraid the experiment's already run its course. I expected that a weekly batch of super-quick fiction would be an enjoyable diversion for you, and that it wouldn't get in the way of my … Continue reading The Death of Flash Fiction Friday… And from the ashes, comes…!?
Hey friend, it's a double feature today. One's stupid, and the other is stupider. Can you figure out which one is which?!!?1 The titles are as follows: The Toll, and Deathkill McSatanman Fights the Doom Dragons of Fuckdeath Mountain Please enjoy. 16+ for language, violence, and more violence. The Toll “Ugh, another toll booth?” Traci groans as Tom … Continue reading Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 6/1/2017 A DOUBLE FEATURE OH WOW
Well boohoo. Turns out my flash fiction Friday post appeared under an older post- how embarrassing! If you peek down you can still see it, about a couple of millennial whipper-snappers and a fly waiter, so enjoy if you wish to peek down. I found the cause of the matter. Apparently wordpress thinks they're super smart … Continue reading Well I screwed up hugely again, not that it’ll stop me! Oh, and I found out a great way to keep my tea warm!
Nice attempt at clickbait, Kell. Pretty sure it didn't work. First matter of affairs, that military sci-fi novel's rough draft is done, and here's the cover: Yeah, seriously. It looks awesome! Like, I've seriously never loved one of my covers this much. Good job, until-further-notice secret guy who did my cover! As much as a challenge … Continue reading Hey, is this brick wall becoming bigger, or is it just me? Oh wait, i-*SMASH AND DEAD*