*Audience applauds as I wring the rainwater out of my suit* Oh, hey there, everyone! It's time for the monthly email update! But first, it's time for some JAZZ FUSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw7vOfDLBiQ Easily one of the most underappreciated genres in comparison to its level of advancement, Jazz Fusion (which itself has become a wildly-broad genre label) … Continue reading April! Wow, Spring feels like it’s finally he-bhbbhbhbbbbb *GASP* Where did all this RAIN come from?! (The April 2022 Update)
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Kingsday Gifts – A Short Story
It’s a typical day at His Inexorable Immensity’s Invasion Tower: the power torches burning hot and heavy as they burn a metric ton of astral coal every minute. The overcast sky pulls on for miles over the swamp where the lanterns amidst the gray silhouette of a frog-village twinkle cozily in the distance. It’s in … Continue reading Kingsday Gifts – A Short Story
This Year’s GREAT OUTING
1. Somewhere out in the omniverse, the Inkrealm, or whatever you like to call it, one of Overlord Chaos’ many woodland towers stands up gloriously from the fall tress surrounding it. This one tower has four long-houses that connect to the base, all of which interconnect around the center and build up into a pleasant … Continue reading This Year’s GREAT OUTING
An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgya1ADwas No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I'm really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think … Continue reading An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
All Hell-Ows! Eve (Complete)
I: One Holiday to Rule them All Yes, that time again— when the leaves array and crinkle, snipping from their gentle homes in the breeze down and away, to go out and adventure. What was born in Spring waited patiently all till Fall, so that it may make its one great journey through the wind. … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve (Complete)
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-
V: Utter, Absolute Horror Order cancels her cloaking spell once they’re inside. It’s not like she’ll have to deal with the line anymore. “Chief, that was murder!” Justice exclaims with a cross tone. “Minions don’t deserve anything else.” “Wh-” his face pales. “That was a minion?!” She doesn’t say anything in response to that, because … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Four
IV: The Powerful Awaiting Dread It is now Greshert the fifteenth. She had awoken with a start this morning— that immense, arcane pressure of a magic signature weighing down on her like a black-white mountain of grinning evil. Royal Knight Order is sitting alongside her thirteenth cup of coffee today, mixed lazily with an edge … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Four
The Three Days of Kellgiving – A.K.A. The Holiday Stuff that I totally nailed in the naming department
Grand evenings and jolly days to you, reader! As promised, I shall deliver something for the holidays. I've prepared a small set of shorts that tie into a narrative about Kingsday, the most prestigious and lauded holiday of The Western Kingdoms. Th-that's all. There's no deep philosophical significance behind anything in here- please don't look … Continue reading The Three Days of Kellgiving – A.K.A. The Holiday Stuff that I totally nailed in the naming department
Walking the Scar part 26, typical Sunday, and hey… is that a Holiday thing?
Good day to you on this, the eighteenth of the twelfth month of the two thousand and sixteenth year after death. As usual for my sake of contacting you, I have news. Walking the Scar's 26th part is now available to be read on the storyshift app or on newgrounds.com here. It looks as though … Continue reading Walking the Scar part 26, typical Sunday, and hey… is that a Holiday thing?
Coffee is the Path to Enlightenment 