Tag: humor

The November 2018 Update!

Good day my friends and constituents, I’ve been working at a significant pace this month, though definitely not as fast as I’d like. Analytics is busy work, so my job at S.E.E.R. has been keeping me pretty on-call for the month, which reasonably would result in fewer words per day. Here’s how the most “in-radar” […]

All Hell-Ows! Eve (Complete)

I: One Holiday to Rule them All Yes, that time again— when the leaves array and crinkle, snipping from their gentle homes in the breeze down and away, to go out and adventure. What was born in Spring waited patiently all till Fall, so that it may make its one great journey through the wind. […]

All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-

V: Utter, Absolute Horror Order cancels her cloaking spell once they’re inside. It’s not like she’ll have to deal with the line anymore. “Chief, that was murder!” Justice exclaims with a cross tone. “Minions don’t deserve anything else.” “Wh-” his face pales. “That was a minion?!” She doesn’t say anything in response to that, because […]

All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Four

IV: The Powerful Awaiting Dread It is now Greshert the fifteenth. She had awoken with a start this morning— that immense, arcane pressure of a magic signature weighing down on her like a black-white mountain of grinning evil. Royal Knight Order is sitting alongside her thirteenth cup of coffee today, mixed lazily with an edge […]

All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Three

III: The Spooky Few   “This is a disaster!” Holiday Minion cries, crunched up and holding his head down by his antler antennae. “If His Great Festiveness thinks it was my idea to let out the Meanion Gang, it’ll be me in Mintuanamo with them!” “Probably way worse, dude,” Scout Minion adds with a shrug. […]

A high-level update on 7/29

Good tidings, reader. In case you’ve been wondering, I’ve been at work on Eminence for nearly a month now, producing a good-looking batch of 21.5k words toward the project; this means I’m neaaaarly halfway there! I don’t want to leave you empty-handed for trekking all the way to this little corner of the internet. So […]

Hey, is this brick wall becoming bigger, or is it just me? Oh wait, i-*SMASH AND DEAD*

Nice attempt at clickbait, Kell. Pretty sure it didn’t work. First matter of affairs, that military sci-fi novel’s rough draft is done, and here’s the cover: Yeah, seriously. It looks awesome! Like, I’ve seriously never loved one of my covers this much. Good job, until-further-notice secret guy who did my cover! As much as a challenge […]

Kelliday 2016 3/3 – The People of the Capitol and The Magic of Kingsday

25th – The People of the Capitol and The Magic of Kingsday Finally the day that is Kingsday, And all throughout the land, The joy of children rings forth, Be their home in snow or in sand.   Each home’s mantel is invaded, On this cozy Kingsday Morn, That each child might get presents, With […]