III: The Spooky Few “This is a disaster!” Holiday Minion cries, crunched up and holding his head down by his antler antennae. “If His Great Festiveness thinks it was my idea to let out the Meanion Gang, it’ll be me in Mintuanamo with them!” “Probably way worse, dude,” Scout Minion adds with a shrug. … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Three
Good tidings, reader. In case you've been wondering, I've been at work on Eminence for nearly a month now, producing a good-looking batch of 21.5k words toward the project; this means I'm neaaaarly halfway there! I don't want to leave you empty-handed for trekking all the way to this little corner of the internet. So … Continue reading A high-level update on 7/29
Hey friend, it's a double feature today. One's stupid, and the other is stupider. Can you figure out which one is which?!!?1 The titles are as follows: The Toll, and Deathkill McSatanman Fights the Doom Dragons of Fuckdeath Mountain Please enjoy. 16+ for language, violence, and more violence. The Toll “Ugh, another toll booth?” Traci groans as Tom … Continue reading Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 6/1/2017 A DOUBLE FEATURE OH WOW
Nice attempt at clickbait, Kell. Pretty sure it didn't work. First matter of affairs, that military sci-fi novel's rough draft is done, and here's the cover: Yeah, seriously. It looks awesome! Like, I've seriously never loved one of my covers this much. Good job, until-further-notice secret guy who did my cover! As much as a challenge … Continue reading Hey, is this brick wall becoming bigger, or is it just me? Oh wait, i-*SMASH AND DEAD*
(For the first post of these I feel it's fair for a disclaimer. Any views or opinions expressed about anyone or anything do not reflect those of the author's. The author also takes full artistic liberty to do whatever the hell it wants to. Take your complaining garbage elsewhere, gnave. Now let's get down to … Continue reading Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 5/18/17 – Kafka Cafe
25th – The People of the Capitol and The Magic of Kingsday Finally the day that is Kingsday, And all throughout the land, The joy of children rings forth, Be their home in snow or in sand. Each home’s mantel is invaded, On this cozy Kingsday Morn, That each child might get presents, With … Continue reading Kelliday 2016 3/3 – The People of the Capitol and The Magic of Kingsday
Good day, friend, Here's the present happenstancery- Walking the Scar - Next chapter is done. Expect it to drop within a week's time. Again I apologize for the delay, I've simply been busy fighting spiders... or deadlines, one or the other. I feel like I'm finally digging myself out of a tough place in the … Continue reading The Four-Eyed Report – 11.12.16 – Nocturna League and Xtreme Force Chapters included!