Crew, Inksters, compatriots and fellow-schemers, We have some fat updates blooming out here just in time for the bees to... -wait, bees wait, wait wait wait wait WAIIIIT- ARGH THERE'S ALL THESE BEES ALL OVER MY UPDATES. I THOUGHT "BLOOMING" WOULD BE A GOOD ANALOGY BUT THESE ARE METAPHORICAL BEES! HOW HORRIBLE THEY'RE EVERYWHERE Haha … Continue reading Apreal recgonizes Apreal – The Kell Inkston April 2023 Update
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X Force Teaser Chapter: The Fountain of Testosterone
Behold! A sample chapter from the newest Kell Inkston book, Xtreme Manly Man Force of Intense Badassery: Book One: The Fountain of Testosterone, releasing on March 28th. Enjoy! Somewhere in the shifting depths of Subspace Sector Gamma-Extra-Seven-Two-Four (GX724) walk two figures, certain that they’re on their way to complete a simple job, and nothing more. … Continue reading X Force Teaser Chapter: The Fountain of Testosterone
The Ides of March (Kelly Inkerino Emaileroni MAR 23) – “Salve guys what’s goin on who’s ready to talk about some matters of state and empi-”
*STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB* And that’s why they called it the Holey Roman Empire! *Badumtissssss* Lectori Salutem and Merry Spring everyone. Hope you’re all gunning for some nicer weather up around the Northern Hemisphere. Let’s ring … Continue reading The Ides of March (Kelly Inkerino Emaileroni MAR 23) – “Salve guys what’s goin on who’s ready to talk about some matters of state and empi-”
BEWARE BEWARE, THE ECONOMIC CONDITIONS OF JANUARE (THE KELL INKSTON JANUARY 2023 WRITING UPDATE)
Well, howdee there, partner! I certainly hope you've been keeping warm with everything that's been going on. It seems like one person's losing power here, and another's seeing their electricity bill skyrocket over there - it's quite a lot to keep on top of! Now, let's set it up for a proper Wintery Mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQt5PuBQa5M … Continue reading BEWARE BEWARE, THE ECONOMIC CONDITIONS OF JANUARE (THE KELL INKSTON JANUARY 2023 WRITING UPDATE)
December! It’s uh… time to be warm inside and open presents!
As a person, Winter is a special time for me. Everything's cold and quiet, and you really get to just appreciate the cleanest, basest forms of the world. Thanks to the holidays you really get to just sit there and think about that which is most important, without all the hustle and bustle of work, … Continue reading December! It’s uh… time to be warm inside and open presents!
The Novemb- … wait a second.
Theme music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPrd8FoClAA Well, you heard 'em! Noooope! Not this time. I have way too much to do and not enough time to write some ding dang email. I just wanna sit around and eat pizza, but I gotta get on these deadlines! Apologies for the general unprofessionalism of this month's update, but I seriously … Continue reading The Novemb- … wait a second.
What a Horrible Month to Have a Curse… Oh, yeah, and the Kell Inkston October 2023 update.
Sick of the overwhelming amount of quirky and goofy Halloween Music blasting around the internet right now? No? Well neither am I, but here's something sort of different anyways: "kinda" Spooky Music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okiOgYLWTlk Castlevania SotN is not only one of the very best side-scrolling adventure games ever made (the slang term for the genre is … Continue reading What a Horrible Month to Have a Curse… Oh, yeah, and the Kell Inkston October 2023 update.
A firmly landed foot strikes up the ridge-line of the Great Climb – could it be that the author has been met with a victory? (The Sweet Sweet September ’23)
My Ever-Beloved Reader, hail to you on this fine day, I uh... I have some pretty big news for you, but first... music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wq9_Wmv5BI A little more sunlight before my side of the world gets cool for the rest of the year. A Welcome Update: Traditional Publishing on the Horizon Some days writing feels like … Continue reading A firmly landed foot strikes up the ridge-line of the Great Climb – could it be that the author has been met with a victory? (The Sweet Sweet September ’23)
Dreamlend
Dreamlend is the most secretive among the four "Upper Realm" Kingdoms of The Mountain, and owns quite the role: the inspiration and delineation of knowledge through dreams, to those both waking and sleeping. The Witnesser at Somnae - art by Midjourney The realm of Dreamland is the smallest of the four kingdoms, consisting only of … Continue reading Dreamlend
Over-Caffeinated and Full of Hope, The Analyst Fights Forward into the Burning Horizon of the Hottest Month of the Year (The August 2023 Update)
Reader...? Reader! Wow, it is so good to see you. This past month has felt like I've been clawing my way up a thorn-covered hill with only a machete to my name, the pointers hot on my heels with the authorities right behind them. Yet here we are, galactic and unbothered, a bit weary but … Continue reading Over-Caffeinated and Full of Hope, The Analyst Fights Forward into the Burning Horizon of the Hottest Month of the Year (The August 2023 Update)
Coffee... WRITING!... COFFEE!! 