August time and it’s like HAWT gosh darn!
Hey! Hope you’ve had a good July. Great news though, the comfy, windy, Fall-colored months are getting closer, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it. Here’s some music, and then we’ll be on our way. “The Seasonal Youtube Jazz Mix, Kell – really?” Yes, really, now get your coffee and let’s talk. Featured […]
Crushed mercilessly by the unending trials of- haha just kidding this was actually a pretty good month -also a FANART CONTEST with PRIZES!! (“Just Fine” June update – 2023)
Hey there, reader, It’s a good day, let’s make it more gooder with some good music – join me as we work in our very cool experimental lounge-pop whatever this is: Let’s get into it. Featured Art of the month: “The Mad Banquet”, by NozK3ll – and… a fanart contest?! THE fanart contest?! He’s really […]
Apreal recgonizes Apreal – The Kell Inkston April 2023 Update
Crew, Inksters, compatriots and fellow-schemers, We have some fat updates blooming out here just in time for the bees to… -wait, bees wait, wait wait wait wait WAIIIIT- ARGH THERE’S ALL THESE BEES ALL OVER MY UPDATES. I THOUGHT “BLOOMING” WOULD BE A GOOD ANALOGY BUT THESE ARE METAPHORICAL BEES! HOW HORRIBLE THEY’RE EVERYWHERE Haha […]
X Force Teaser Chapter: The Fountain of Testosterone
Behold! A sample chapter from the newest Kell Inkston book, Xtreme Manly Man Force of Intense Badassery: Book One: The Fountain of Testosterone, releasing on March 28th. Enjoy! Somewhere in the shifting depths of Subspace Sector Gamma-Extra-Seven-Two-Four (GX724) walk two figures, certain that they’re on their way to complete a simple job, and nothing more. […]
The Ides of March (Kelly Inkerino Emaileroni MAR 23) – “Salve guys what’s goin on who’s ready to talk about some matters of state and empi-”
*STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB* And that’s why they called it the Holey Roman Empire! *Badumtissssss* Lectori Salutem and Merry Spring everyone. Hope you’re all gunning for some nicer weather up around the Northern Hemisphere. Let’s ring […]
BEWARE BEWARE, THE ECONOMIC CONDITIONS OF JANUARE (THE KELL INKSTON JANUARY 2023 WRITING UPDATE)
Well, howdee there, partner! I certainly hope you’ve been keeping warm with everything that’s been going on. It seems like one person’s losing power here, and another’s seeing their electricity bill skyrocket over there – it’s quite a lot to keep on top of! Now, let’s set it up for a proper Wintery Mood: Shhhh. […]
December! It’s uh… time to be warm inside and open presents!
As a person, Winter is a special time for me. Everything’s cold and quiet, and you really get to just appreciate the cleanest, basest forms of the world. Thanks to the holidays you really get to just sit there and think about that which is most important, without all the hustle and bustle of work, […]
The Novemb- … wait a second.
Theme music: Well, you heard ’em! Noooope! Not this time. I have way too much to do and not enough time to write some ding dang email. I just wanna sit around and eat pizza, but I gotta get on these deadlines! Apologies for the general unprofessionalism of this month’s update, but I seriously […]
What a Horrible Month to Have a Curse… Oh, yeah, and the Kell Inkston October 2023 update.
Sick of the overwhelming amount of quirky and goofy Halloween Music blasting around the internet right now? No? Well neither am I, but here’s something sort of different anyways: “kinda” Spooky Music. Castlevania SotN is not only one of the very best side-scrolling adventure games ever made (the slang term for the genre is metroidvania […]
A firmly landed foot strikes up the ridge-line of the Great Climb – could it be that the author has been met with a victory? (The Sweet Sweet September ’23)
My Ever-Beloved Reader, hail to you on this fine day, I uh… I have some pretty big news for you, but first… music! A little more sunlight before my side of the world gets cool for the rest of the year. A Welcome Update: Traditional Publishing on the Horizon Some days writing feels like a […]
