Over-Caffeinated and Full of Hope, The Analyst Fights Forward into the Burning Horizon of the Hottest Month of the Year (The August 2023 Update)
Reader…? Reader! Wow, it is so good to see you. This past month has felt like I’ve been clawing my way up a thorn-covered hill with only a machete to my name, the pointers hot on my heels with the authorities right behind them. Yet here we are, galactic and unbothered, a bit weary but […]
Freedom, a lot of Food, and WASP ATTACKS NO NO NO NONONONO (July ’22 update)
Merry July 4th to all my especially free friends, and to everyone else: hope you had a good Monday. We’ve got a bit of good stuff for you today, including a rare and elusive author spotlight! Let’s start off with some of the most American music there is. I am talking, of course, about UTOPIAN […]
Hot, hot, HOT! It’s getting HOT HELP ME! Is what I WOULD be saying if it were August – but yeah, it’s still pretty warm (Jazzy June Update)
“Oh no!” all the ethnically diverse and swiss-doll-styled kids say in unison as they hurriedly clasp hands together, “It’s mean Mr. Inkston again with his dEviL mUsiC!” You bet your bones. Now Enjoy: Brought to you by the ~Sensual Chill Saxophone Band~ Now that I’ve burnt your eardrums with another fine smooth jazz selection, let’s […]
MAY MAY MAY UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE (2022 Type.)
Ah, yes, the music. The FOLK MUSIC. Beltaine’s long had a soft spot in my heart for world folk/celtic music. Would you believe it that they’re actually a Polish group? I really presumed somewhere a bit more West of Germany, but there you go – it’s a risk to assume most anything, isn’t it? Let’s […]
April! Wow, Spring feels like it’s finally he-bhbbhbhbbbbb *GASP* Where did all this RAIN come from?! (The April 2022 Update)
*Audience applauds as I wring the rainwater out of my suit* Oh, hey there, everyone! It’s time for the monthly email update! But first, it’s time for some JAZZ FUSION: Easily one of the most underappreciated genres in comparison to its level of advancement, Jazz Fusion (which itself has become a wildly-broad genre label) pushed […]
Cauterized to the bone and word of it all, a forlorn analyst forces through regular bouts of mania and an unwitting public to create the barest elements of his greatest work – The 2021 September Update
To key us in, it’s time for some characteristically-smooth Soichi Terada: Mr. Terada hasn’t released much since the pandemic, but it’s nice to have some of his older stuff to return to as the internet so aptly enables us to. It’s sort of humorous that he’s best known for doing the sound track for the […]
The July 2021 Update
Here’s a nice long one to cool down with: Now then, it’s going to be a bit of a different one this time: A big fat reflection on what the heck I’ve been doing for the past twelve years – I feel like I’ve finally figured it out, reader. Congratulations to myself, and congratulations to […]
With all Limbs Broken and no Hope for Rescue, it falls to the Shattered Analyst to Survive through Will Alone (The Fretted February Update)
And here we are, it’s ALMOST SPRING! *Bug swarm immediately rises from a nearby pile of leaves to feast on the living* HORAAAAAY! … Excuse me, I understand not everyone shares my enthusiasm for the changing of the seasons. You know, I’ve thought about the question of “which season is my favorite” for more than […]
Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)
First, some truly lovely music. Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals – what a novel concept! It’s exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it’s a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I hope […]
From the Torn Horizon, the well-cursed sun burns into the four lenses of one lone soul, marching onward with everlas- oh, scratch that then. It’s the Juicy January update!
Hello, most beloved and trusted accomplices of fiction! Let’s start out with some m u s i c! I’m going to give you all something a little weirder on the menu today: I don’t know much about the most recent anime, but I sure like their soundtracks! This particular culprit is from “Kabaneri of the […]
