A twinkling of starlight, all warning sensors pinging off, a wide, white grin... and then death. That was the experience of Staff Sergeant Extine Avarta in the seconds it took Chaos to vault through the quarter kilometer distance between him and the block guard. He doesn't need a weapon, let alone magic to kill enemies … Continue reading Dirty, Rotten Thievery -Part Five-
First, some truly lovely music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKASDDMEPx4&t=385s Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals - what a novel concept! It's exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it's a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I … Continue reading Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)
1. “And here we are, Space Gate SouthWest!” the tour lady presents using one of her six porcelain hands to slow the trolley to a halt. The cart of nineteen tourists would have all rolled out an impressed “Oooh!” at the incredible sight before them: a miles-long entertainment plaza contained in the perfectly controlled interstellar … Continue reading The Killer Shopping Spree – a Short Story
Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgya1ADwas No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I'm really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think … Continue reading An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Good tidings, reader. In case you've been wondering, I've been at work on Eminence for nearly a month now, producing a good-looking batch of 21.5k words toward the project; this means I'm neaaaarly halfway there! I don't want to leave you empty-handed for trekking all the way to this little corner of the internet. So … Continue reading A high-level update on 7/29
Nice attempt at clickbait, Kell. Pretty sure it didn't work. First matter of affairs, that military sci-fi novel's rough draft is done, and here's the cover: Yeah, seriously. It looks awesome! Like, I've seriously never loved one of my covers this much. Good job, until-further-notice secret guy who did my cover! As much as a challenge … Continue reading Hey, is this brick wall becoming bigger, or is it just me? Oh wait, i-*SMASH AND DEAD*
(For the first post of these I feel it's fair for a disclaimer. Any views or opinions expressed about anyone or anything do not reflect those of the author's. The author also takes full artistic liberty to do whatever the hell it wants to. Take your complaining garbage elsewhere, gnave. Now let's get down to … Continue reading Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 5/18/17 – Kafka Cafe
Hi! Thanks so much for waiting. I present to you the very first chapter of my open project, The Relic. Please enjoy, and tell me in the comments below or via email any particular first impressions you have- first chapters are important, you know. CHAPTER 1 - THE CRASH The Sakura Sun glides over the drifting halls of … Continue reading The Relic – Chapter 1
Hey, I've finally weaved through the darkness of the world-o-verse and have completed a "mostly" final draft for my latest novel, The Kingdom through the Swamp, and I'm looking for beta readers to give it a read and leave a review for its official release. You may remember Meeo and Order from The Bug Pamphlet, that's just a … Continue reading The Kingdom through the Swamp – Be a beta-reader!