The Hardcore Holidayoff AKA: All All’s Eve
The Hardcore Holidayoff (AKA All All’s Eve) Kell Inkston I For Magic Minion, it’s a witch hat kind of evening. She could feel it days ago, shifting their way over in Woods Tower. The oak and maple, the spruce and the fir each sang their song separately, some began to turn, and others just began […]
Cauterized to the bone and word of it all, a forlorn analyst forces through regular bouts of mania and an unwitting public to create the barest elements of his greatest work – The 2021 September Update
To key us in, it’s time for some characteristically-smooth Soichi Terada: Mr. Terada hasn’t released much since the pandemic, but it’s nice to have some of his older stuff to return to as the internet so aptly enables us to. It’s sort of humorous that he’s best known for doing the sound track for the […]
The July 2021 Update
Here’s a nice long one to cool down with: Now then, it’s going to be a bit of a different one this time: A big fat reflection on what the heck I’ve been doing for the past twelve years – I feel like I’ve finally figured it out, reader. Congratulations to myself, and congratulations to […]
Slapped Silly under the Greivous Gaze of the Dark-Dude-Deadline, it comes down to one Alright Analyst to set things back in order. (The AHHHHH April Update)
Hello! It’s been a little bit, hasn’t it? I’m so happy to speak with you again. I promise this update is chalk-full of both magic and wonder. Let’s start off with some music and then hop right in to the good stuff. And there’s your bit of audio culture for the day – it’s now […]
Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part 6–
“There, we’re here,” Order says with a finalized tone, ushering the minions through the coalesced portal, one that took her ten times as much time and effort as it would Chaos. Her and the rescued minions step back into the Center Tower’s main plaza, replete with the mania of a raid. “Bro, there’s some over […]
Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
Readers, As always, let’s start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I’ve heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn’t move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of “minimalist music” that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his […]
True Generosity – a short story
True Generosity I. Lord Knight Captain Order, the proud head of her hallowed organization, slumps her head depressively into her arched and open palm. “-you see, if we can count on your generosity again this year, we should be able to get a-” Ugh. “-the children need a heated swimming pool, I’m telling yo-” Eh. […]
The Ravings of a Lunatic – The 2019 October Update
“Good things come to those who ram their heads into a wall of bricks as hard as they can until the mental trauma causes them to think up a better solution.” – Me What a month. What an absolute month. Prepare your bodies for a long, long post. In fact, I dare you to read […]
An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I’m really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think you’re […]
A Most Abyssal Day – a short story
A Most Abyssal Day Some months after the events of The Courts Divided, Entomology Minion draws back from his desk, holding his current specimen under the light-gray microscope. The mid-height minion of about a meter and a half tall takes a long, drawing breath in his quiet laboratory cozy in a deep corner in the […]
