Hey friend, it's a double feature today. One's stupid, and the other is stupider. Can you figure out which one is which?!!?1 The titles are as follows: The Toll, and Deathkill McSatanman Fights the Doom Dragons of Fuckdeath Mountain Please enjoy. 16+ for language, violence, and more violence. The Toll “Ugh, another toll booth?” Traci groans as Tom … Continue reading Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 6/1/2017 A DOUBLE FEATURE OH WOW
Well boohoo. Turns out my flash fiction Friday post appeared under an older post- how embarrassing! If you peek down you can still see it, about a couple of millennial whipper-snappers and a fly waiter, so enjoy if you wish to peek down. I found the cause of the matter. Apparently wordpress thinks they're super smart … Continue reading Well I screwed up hugely again, not that it’ll stop me! Oh, and I found out a great way to keep my tea warm!
Nice attempt at clickbait, Kell. Pretty sure it didn't work. First matter of affairs, that military sci-fi novel's rough draft is done, and here's the cover: Yeah, seriously. It looks awesome! Like, I've seriously never loved one of my covers this much. Good job, until-further-notice secret guy who did my cover! As much as a challenge … Continue reading Hey, is this brick wall becoming bigger, or is it just me? Oh wait, i-*SMASH AND DEAD*
isSo first, some tunes- Happy Birthday, me. It's a good day to celebrate the things that are... Kell Inkstony! I might not even write today, not that I really need a day-long vacation from that, but I've just been on the grindstone with it for so long recently! Maybe I'll cook up two packages of ramen … Continue reading My birthday!… And also I failed.
Hi there friends, It's been a rough and tough month considering I haven't written for only one of the days. Pushing out a novel at this speed is challenging stuff, but a rewarding experience. I don't think I'll be hitting the 60k word target by the 30th like I had hoped, but I was still … Continue reading Valiance’s on Radish, Noc 4 for free, and the current progress – the late April update
Hello, my friends, Seeing as I haven't been in touch since The Black Eye's release I feel it only fair to crawl out of my cave and keep you all up to date with what's been going on. The Black Eye sold roughly 20 copies since release, putting it at #287,292 on the kindle store as of this … Continue reading The Fastest I’ve Ever been, and the Early April Progress Report – Knowledge Dicerned from The Ether Edition
Yes, the day is here. The eagles soar from the mountains, and screech in proclamation! Oh, no, just me, screeching here. Nocturna League: The Black Eye is now available for $0.99 until the 3rd! That's right: over 80,000 words of action, horror, rude quips and talking lobsters for a paltry sum! Pick it up with haste to … Continue reading Nocturna League: The Black Eye!
I hope the day finds you well, I have a little gift for you, I figured now that Nocturna League Episode 5: The Black Eye is only 3 days away it would be prudent to release a teaser of sorts. I present to you the first three chapters in Nocturna League's very first full-length novel! … Continue reading The First Three Chapters of NL:TBE
Good day, reader. ❤ Due to the Storyshift app and newgrounds.com platform losing significant traction over the past year, the publisher's given me the okay to publish it not only on Story Shift but also publish it on my personal spaces. What it means? Walking the Scar episodes will be jointly posted on this very site and … Continue reading An acceptable announcement – Walking the Scar on the site!
A Fine Fourth-Dimension Location to you, reader, It's been a considerable year when it comes to notoriety, I've made good progress, but not as much as I'd like (as usual). This year, your patronage has assisted me in: Publishing three works: -Sacrifice -Nail (The Sequel to Paper) And -Nocturna League Episode 4: The Record of … Continue reading The Four-Eyed 2016 Year-End Report