X Force Teaser Chapter: The Fountain of Testosterone
Behold! A sample chapter from the newest Kell Inkston book, Xtreme Manly Man Force of Intense Badassery: Book One: The Fountain of Testosterone, releasing on March 28th. Enjoy! Somewhere in the shifting depths of Subspace Sector Gamma-Extra-Seven-Two-Four (GX724) walk two figures, certain that they’re on their way to complete a simple job, and nothing more. […]
The Ides of March (Kelly Inkerino Emaileroni MAR 23) – “Salve guys what’s goin on who’s ready to talk about some matters of state and empi-”
*STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB* And that’s why they called it the Holey Roman Empire! *Badumtissssss* Lectori Salutem and Merry Spring everyone. Hope you’re all gunning for some nicer weather up around the Northern Hemisphere. Let’s ring […]
BEWARE BEWARE, THE ECONOMIC CONDITIONS OF JANUARE (THE KELL INKSTON JANUARY 2023 WRITING UPDATE)
Well, howdee there, partner! I certainly hope you’ve been keeping warm with everything that’s been going on. It seems like one person’s losing power here, and another’s seeing their electricity bill skyrocket over there – it’s quite a lot to keep on top of! Now, let’s set it up for a proper Wintery Mood: Shhhh. […]
The Novemb- … wait a second.
Theme music: Well, you heard ’em! Noooope! Not this time. I have way too much to do and not enough time to write some ding dang email. I just wanna sit around and eat pizza, but I gotta get on these deadlines! Apologies for the general unprofessionalism of this month’s update, but I seriously […]
A firmly landed foot strikes up the ridge-line of the Great Climb – could it be that the author has been met with a victory? (The Sweet Sweet September ’23)
My Ever-Beloved Reader, hail to you on this fine day, I uh… I have some pretty big news for you, but first… music! A little more sunlight before my side of the world gets cool for the rest of the year. A Welcome Update: Traditional Publishing on the Horizon Some days writing feels like a […]
Over-Caffeinated and Full of Hope, The Analyst Fights Forward into the Burning Horizon of the Hottest Month of the Year (The August 2023 Update)
Reader…? Reader! Wow, it is so good to see you. This past month has felt like I’ve been clawing my way up a thorn-covered hill with only a machete to my name, the pointers hot on my heels with the authorities right behind them. Yet here we are, galactic and unbothered, a bit weary but […]
Freedom, a lot of Food, and WASP ATTACKS NO NO NO NONONONO (July ’22 update)
Merry July 4th to all my especially free friends, and to everyone else: hope you had a good Monday. We’ve got a bit of good stuff for you today, including a rare and elusive author spotlight! Let’s start off with some of the most American music there is. I am talking, of course, about UTOPIAN […]
Hot, hot, HOT! It’s getting HOT HELP ME! Is what I WOULD be saying if it were August – but yeah, it’s still pretty warm (Jazzy June Update)
“Oh no!” all the ethnically diverse and swiss-doll-styled kids say in unison as they hurriedly clasp hands together, “It’s mean Mr. Inkston again with his dEviL mUsiC!” You bet your bones. Now Enjoy: Brought to you by the ~Sensual Chill Saxophone Band~ Now that I’ve burnt your eardrums with another fine smooth jazz selection, let’s […]
MAY MAY MAY UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE (2022 Type.)
Ah, yes, the music. The FOLK MUSIC. Beltaine’s long had a soft spot in my heart for world folk/celtic music. Would you believe it that they’re actually a Polish group? I really presumed somewhere a bit more West of Germany, but there you go – it’s a risk to assume most anything, isn’t it? Let’s […]
April! Wow, Spring feels like it’s finally he-bhbbhbhbbbbb *GASP* Where did all this RAIN come from?! (The April 2022 Update)
*Audience applauds as I wring the rainwater out of my suit* Oh, hey there, everyone! It’s time for the monthly email update! But first, it’s time for some JAZZ FUSION: Easily one of the most underappreciated genres in comparison to its level of advancement, Jazz Fusion (which itself has become a wildly-broad genre label) pushed […]
