Big November Lotsa Funvember – or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Leaves (The Kell Inkston Report – November 2023)
And a happy leaf fallin’, pie eatin’, “corridor month between two super-celebrated US holidays” type of time to you! Hope the Christmas music on the radio hasn’t gotten to you yet. It’s sort of uniquely humorous how the “Big Two” holiday block here in the US extends more and more each year. I saw Halloween […]
Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)
First, some truly lovely music. Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals – what a novel concept! It’s exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it’s a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I hope […]
Desolation Scope: 4th Edition
A calm, late-night tea room in Towerne is the host to a brutal murder. A die is cast from within the scope of the gameboard by a player far, far away, probably another dimension. “Nat 20, the overlord draws his epic blade through the knight and-“ “NOOOOOOOOOO!” Shorts Minion screams at the top of his […]
From the Torn Horizon, the well-cursed sun burns into the four lenses of one lone soul, marching onward with everlas- oh, scratch that then. It’s the Juicy January update!
Hello, most beloved and trusted accomplices of fiction! Let’s start out with some m u s i c! I’m going to give you all something a little weirder on the menu today: I don’t know much about the most recent anime, but I sure like their soundtracks! This particular culprit is from “Kabaneri of the […]
The Killer Shopping Spree – a Short Story
1. “And here we are, Space Gate SouthWest!” the tour lady presents using one of her six porcelain hands to slow the trolley to a halt. The cart of nineteen tourists would have all rolled out an impressed “Oooh!” at the incredible sight before them: a miles-long entertainment plaza contained in the perfectly controlled interstellar […]
Beyond all competitors, over all challenges, only The Analyst remained standing upon that great rock of d- Wait, whooooa wait… is it Winter ALREADY?! (The Deathly December Update)
Haha, well the time sure has been moving fast, hasn’t it? Well I’m here to let you know that it’s time to start relaxing for the holidays and get comfy from wherever you are. Let’s start with a some truly on-fire neo-classical by one of my very favorite living composers. So-often overlooked, yet always well […]
Kingsday Gifts – A Short Story
It’s a typical day at His Inexorable Immensity’s Invasion Tower: the power torches burning hot and heavy as they burn a metric ton of astral coal every minute. The overcast sky pulls on for miles over the swamp where the lanterns amidst the gray silhouette of a frog-village twinkle cozily in the distance. It’s in […]
True Generosity – a short story
True Generosity I. Lord Knight Captain Order, the proud head of her hallowed organization, slumps her head depressively into her arched and open palm. “-you see, if we can count on your generosity again this year, we should be able to get a-” Ugh. “-the children need a heated swimming pool, I’m telling yo-” Eh. […]
This Year’s GREAT OUTING
1. Somewhere out in the omniverse, the Inkrealm, or whatever you like to call it, one of Overlord Chaos’ many woodland towers stands up gloriously from the fall tress surrounding it. This one tower has four long-houses that connect to the base, all of which interconnect around the center and twist up into a pleasant […]
