Hey friend, it's a double feature today. One's stupid, and the other is stupider. Can you figure out which one is which?!!?1 The titles are as follows: The Toll, and Deathkill McSatanman Fights the Doom Dragons of Fuckdeath Mountain Please enjoy. 16+ for language, violence, and more violence. The Toll “Ugh, another toll booth?” Traci groans as Tom … Continue reading Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 6/1/2017 A DOUBLE FEATURE OH WOW
(For the first post of these I feel it's fair for a disclaimer. Any views or opinions expressed about anyone or anything do not reflect those of the author's. The author also takes full artistic liberty to do whatever the hell it wants to. Take your complaining garbage elsewhere, gnave. Now let's get down to … Continue reading Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 5/18/17 – Kafka Cafe
25th – The People of the Capitol and The Magic of Kingsday Finally the day that is Kingsday, And all throughout the land, The joy of children rings forth, Be their home in snow or in sand. Each home’s mantel is invaded, On this cozy Kingsday Morn, That each child might get presents, With … Continue reading Kelliday 2016 3/3 – The People of the Capitol and The Magic of Kingsday
Grand evenings and jolly days to you, reader! As promised, I shall deliver something for the holidays. I've prepared a small set of shorts that tie into a narrative about Kingsday, the most prestigious and lauded holiday of The Western Kingdoms. Th-that's all. There's no deep philosophical significance behind anything in here- please don't look … Continue reading The Three Days of Kellgiving – A.K.A. The Holiday Stuff that I totally nailed in the naming department
Good day to you on this, the eighteenth of the twelfth month of the two thousand and sixteenth year after death. As usual for my sake of contacting you, I have news. Walking the Scar's 26th part is now available to be read on the storyshift app or on newgrounds.com here. It looks as though … Continue reading Walking the Scar part 26, typical Sunday, and hey… is that a Holiday thing?
Good day, readers, friends and all! It is with great joy that I reveal to you my next project- a satire... or is it? Introducing Xtreme Manly Man Force of Intense Badassery, a project that's been long in the works and even saw a previous release a good long time ago when I was still young, and … Continue reading Super duper announcement – Xtreme Force: Book 1 Part 1 coming August 15th!
You heard me right. Umo's first full chapter can be found right here. In other news, Nocturna League #4 is so, so close to completion it's only days away. I hope that excites you, because it certainly excites me! I'm almost done with another project that I've been keeping fairly secret, so you'll hear about it … Continue reading Walking the Scar – Ch.21: Now Available!