All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-

V: Utter, Absolute Horror Order cancels her cloaking spell once they’re inside. It’s not like she’ll have to deal with the line anymore. “Chief, that was murder!” Justice exclaims with a cross tone. “Minions don’t deserve anything else.” “Wh-” his face pales. “That was a minion?!” She doesn’t say anything in response to that, because … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-

Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 6/1/2017 A DOUBLE FEATURE OH WOW

Hey friend, it's a double feature today. One's stupid, and the other is stupider. Can you figure out which one is which?!!?1 The titles are as follows: The Toll, and Deathkill McSatanman Fights the Doom Dragons of Fuckdeath Mountain Please enjoy. 16+ for language, violence, and more violence. The Toll “Ugh, another toll booth?” Traci groans as Tom … Continue reading Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 6/1/2017 A DOUBLE FEATURE OH WOW

Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 5/18/17 – Kafka Cafe

(For the first post of these I feel it's fair for a disclaimer. Any views or opinions expressed about anyone or anything do not reflect those of the author's. The author also takes full artistic liberty to do whatever the hell it wants to. Take your complaining garbage elsewhere, gnave. Now let's get down to … Continue reading Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 5/18/17 – Kafka Cafe

Kelliday 2016 3/3 – The People of the Capitol and The Magic of Kingsday

25th – The People of the Capitol and The Magic of Kingsday Finally the day that is Kingsday, And all throughout the land, The joy of children rings forth, Be their home in snow or in sand.   Each home’s mantel is invaded, On this cozy Kingsday Morn, That each child might get presents, With … Continue reading Kelliday 2016 3/3 – The People of the Capitol and The Magic of Kingsday

The Three Days of Kellgiving – A.K.A. The Holiday Stuff that I totally nailed in the naming department

Grand evenings and jolly days to you, reader! As promised, I shall deliver something for the holidays. I've prepared a small set of shorts that tie into a narrative about Kingsday, the most prestigious and lauded holiday of The Western Kingdoms. Th-that's all. There's no deep philosophical significance behind anything in here- please don't look … Continue reading The Three Days of Kellgiving – A.K.A. The Holiday Stuff that I totally nailed in the naming department