Hello! It's been a little bit, hasn't it? I'm so happy to speak with you again. I promise this update is chalk-full of both magic and wonder. Let's start off with some music and then hop right in to the good stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFfzZmHLq20 And there's your bit of audio culture for the day - it's … Continue reading Slapped Silly under the Greivous Gaze of the Dark-Dude-Deadline, it comes down to one Alright Analyst to set things back in order. (The AHHHHH April Update)
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Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part Six–
"There, we're here," Order says with a finalized tone, ushering the minions through the coalesced portal, one that took her ten times as much time and effort as it would Chaos. Her and the rescued minions step back into the Center Tower's main plaza, replete with the mania of a raid. "Bro, there's some over … Continue reading Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part Six–
With all Limbs Broken and no Hope for Rescue, it falls to the Shattered Analyst to Survive through Will Alone (The Fretted February Update)
And here we are, it's ALMOST SPRING! *Bug swarm immediately rises from a nearby pile of leaves to feast on the living* HORAAAAAY! ... Excuse me, I understand not everyone shares my enthusiasm for the changing of the seasons. You know, I've thought about the question of "which season is my favorite" for more than … Continue reading With all Limbs Broken and no Hope for Rescue, it falls to the Shattered Analyst to Survive through Will Alone (The Fretted February Update)
Dirty, Rotten Thievery -Part Five-
A twinkling of starlight, all warning sensors pinging off, a wide, white grin... and then death. That was the experience of Staff Sergeant Extine Avarta in the seconds it took Chaos to vault through the quarter kilometer distance between him and the block guard. He doesn't need a weapon, let alone magic to kill enemies … Continue reading Dirty, Rotten Thievery -Part Five-
Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)
First, some truly lovely music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKASDDMEPx4&t=385s Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals - what a novel concept! It's exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it's a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I … Continue reading Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)
Desolation Scope: 4th Edition
A calm, late-night tea room in Towerne is the host to a brutal murder. A die is cast from within the scope of the gameboard by a player far, far away, probably another dimension. "Nat 20, the overlord draws his epic blade through the knight and-" "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Shorts Minion screams at the top of his … Continue reading Desolation Scope: 4th Edition
Dirty, Rotten Thievery – Part 4
The deep-tech whir of a subsystem hums through the helm chamber. A high-speed dimensional coalescence cuts through the air, handily complying the intersecting of dimensions in only a matter of seconds. From the emptied out interstellar tunnel, a single, resplendent figure emerges. Like a cross between a priest and a savant of technology, Ywn enters … Continue reading Dirty, Rotten Thievery – Part 4
From the Torn Horizon, the well-cursed sun burns into the four lenses of one lone soul, marching onward with everlas- oh, scratch that then. It’s the Juicy January update!
Hello, most beloved and trusted accomplices of fiction! Let's start out with some m u s i c! I'm going to give you all something a little weirder on the menu today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV6FgO1ypbs I don't know much about the most recent anime, but I sure like their soundtracks! This particular culprit is from "Kabaneri of … Continue reading From the Torn Horizon, the well-cursed sun burns into the four lenses of one lone soul, marching onward with everlas- oh, scratch that then. It’s the Juicy January update!
The Killer Shopping Spree – a Short Story
1. “And here we are, Space Gate SouthWest!” the tour lady presents using one of her six porcelain hands to slow the trolley to a halt. The cart of nineteen tourists would have all rolled out an impressed “Oooh!” at the incredible sight before them: a miles-long entertainment plaza contained in the perfectly controlled interstellar … Continue reading The Killer Shopping Spree – a Short Story
Beyond all competitors, over all challenges, only The Analyst remained standing upon that great rock of d- Wait, whooooa wait… is it Winter ALREADY?! (The Deathly December Update)
Haha, well the time sure has been moving fast, hasn't it? Well I'm here to let you know that it's time to start relaxing for the holidays and get comfy from wherever you are. Let's start with a some truly on-fire neo-classical by one of my very favorite living composers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cFPrTZPAlY So-often overlooked, yet always … Continue reading Beyond all competitors, over all challenges, only The Analyst remained standing upon that great rock of d- Wait, whooooa wait… is it Winter ALREADY?! (The Deathly December Update)
Coffee is the Path to Enlightenment 