I: One Holiday to Rule them All Yes, that time again— when the leaves array and crinkle, snipping from their gentle homes in the breeze down and away, to go out and adventure. What was born in Spring waited patiently all till Fall, so that it may make its one great journey through the wind. … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve (Complete)
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All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-
V: Utter, Absolute Horror Order cancels her cloaking spell once they’re inside. It’s not like she’ll have to deal with the line anymore. “Chief, that was murder!” Justice exclaims with a cross tone. “Minions don’t deserve anything else.” “Wh-” his face pales. “That was a minion?!” She doesn’t say anything in response to that, because … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Four
IV: The Powerful Awaiting Dread It is now Greshert the fifteenth. She had awoken with a start this morning— that immense, arcane pressure of a magic signature weighing down on her like a black-white mountain of grinning evil. Royal Knight Order is sitting alongside her thirteenth cup of coffee today, mixed lazily with an edge … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Four
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Three
III: The Spooky Few “This is a disaster!” Holiday Minion cries, crunched up and holding his head down by his antler antennae. “If His Great Festiveness thinks it was my idea to let out the Meanion Gang, it’ll be me in Mintuanamo with them!” “Probably way worse, dude,” Scout Minion adds with a shrug. … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Three
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Two
II: The Rather Not-so-bad Penal Tower In only minutes, Super Maniac Minion takes his minion rabble across the realms to the infamous Penal Tower— where all the worst minions do hard time under the watchful eye of Corrective Administrator Minion. The shoals of the bay glisten in welcome to the crew, who make land through … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Two
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part One
(A multipart short I've whipped together for your reading pleasure. Starting on Halloween and continuing to November 4th. Enjoy, and let me know what you think in the comments, you opinionated reader, you! This here sheds some light on rare topics like: how minions decide what holidays to celebrate, Order's silly dog, Parvo, and what … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part One
Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 6/1/2017 A DOUBLE FEATURE OH WOW
Hey friend, it's a double feature today. One's stupid, and the other is stupider. Can you figure out which one is which?!!?1 The titles are as follows: The Toll, and Deathkill McSatanman Fights the Doom Dragons of Fuckdeath Mountain Please enjoy. 16+ for language, violence, and more violence. The Toll “Ugh, another toll booth?” Traci groans as Tom … Continue reading Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 6/1/2017 A DOUBLE FEATURE OH WOW
Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 5/18/17 – Kafka Cafe
(For the first post of these I feel it's fair for a disclaimer. Any views or opinions expressed about anyone or anything do not reflect those of the author's. The author also takes full artistic liberty to do whatever the hell it wants to. Take your complaining garbage elsewhere, gnave. Now let's get down to … Continue reading Flash Fiction Friday @ Five PM – 5/18/17 – Kafka Cafe