Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
The Ravings of a Lunatic – The 2019 October Update
"Good things come to those who ram their heads into a wall of bricks as hard as they can until the mental trauma causes them to think up a better solution." - Me What a month. What an absolute month. Prepare your bodies for a long, long post. In fact, I dare you to read … Continue reading The Ravings of a Lunatic – The 2019 October Update
This Year’s GREAT OUTING
1. Somewhere out in the omniverse, the Inkrealm, or whatever you like to call it, one of Overlord Chaos’ many woodland towers stands up gloriously from the fall tress surrounding it. This one tower has four long-houses that connect to the base, all of which interconnect around the center and twist up into a pleasant … Continue reading This Year’s GREAT OUTING
An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgya1ADwas No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I'm really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think … Continue reading An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Blasted by The Nefarious Ashen Plumes of The Great Deadline, only one pair of legs refuses to fall to its knees and surren- oh wait, yeah about that, it’s simply the “Mystical May” Update!
Good day to you. As usual, let's start of with a little music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuIMye31Gw The classical realm is one of my favorites, and I return to it often when writing. It is at times intimidating for me to imagine how much effort and study went into the creation of the old master's works, but I … Continue reading Blasted by The Nefarious Ashen Plumes of The Great Deadline, only one pair of legs refuses to fall to its knees and surren- oh wait, yeah about that, it’s simply the “Mystical May” Update!
Crushed under The Insidious Workload, only one Lens-Cracked Analyst is up to the task to write a single blog post – AKA: The All-Right April Update!
Hello, hello, hello! How are you doing today? Good enough to appreciate good music I hope, Because I think that's what we should start off with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-G4YNKNAg I'm a fan of world music, especially when those tunes come with productions that do the old tune justice. It's not jazzy at all, but you know as … Continue reading Crushed under The Insidious Workload, only one Lens-Cracked Analyst is up to the task to write a single blog post – AKA: The All-Right April Update!
Blasted under the fire of the everlasting dragon, a lone, four-eyed analyst continues his qu- oh wait, nevermind: it’s that “Fabulous February” update!
Never mind all that dragon stuff. You know I have plenty in my books, but when I was a youngling I figured I'd have tons and tons more dragons. That hasn't happened, but Hoss'Rayull and Etharius are good enough for my fix so far. Anyway, here's some music to get you started: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-JQ-RCyPpQ Let's get … Continue reading Blasted under the fire of the everlasting dragon, a lone, four-eyed analyst continues his qu- oh wait, nevermind: it’s that “Fabulous February” update!
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-
V: Utter, Absolute Horror Order cancels her cloaking spell once they’re inside. It’s not like she’ll have to deal with the line anymore. “Chief, that was murder!” Justice exclaims with a cross tone. “Minions don’t deserve anything else.” “Wh-” his face pales. “That was a minion?!” She doesn’t say anything in response to that, because … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Two
II: The Rather Not-so-bad Penal Tower In only minutes, Super Maniac Minion takes his minion rabble across the realms to the infamous Penal Tower— where all the worst minions do hard time under the watchful eye of Corrective Administrator Minion. The shoals of the bay glisten in welcome to the crew, who make land through … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Two
All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part One
(A multipart short I've whipped together for your reading pleasure. Starting on Halloween and continuing to November 4th. Enjoy, and let me know what you think in the comments, you opinionated reader, you! This here sheds some light on rare topics like: how minions decide what holidays to celebrate, Order's silly dog, Parvo, and what … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part One