III: The Spooky Few “This is a disaster!” Holiday Minion cries, crunched up and holding his head down by his antler antennae. “If His Great Festiveness thinks it was my idea to let out the Meanion Gang, it’ll be me in Mintuanamo with them!” “Probably way worse, dude,” Scout Minion adds with a shrug. … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Three
II: The Rather Not-so-bad Penal Tower In only minutes, Super Maniac Minion takes his minion rabble across the realms to the infamous Penal Tower— where all the worst minions do hard time under the watchful eye of Corrective Administrator Minion. The shoals of the bay glisten in welcome to the crew, who make land through … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Two
(A multipart short I've whipped together for your reading pleasure. Starting on Halloween and continuing to November 4th. Enjoy, and let me know what you think in the comments, you opinionated reader, you! This here sheds some light on rare topics like: how minions decide what holidays to celebrate, Order's silly dog, Parvo, and what … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part One
Greetings, you! I'm about to update you on current projects, and also complain. Prepare yourself! *Dismal coffee sipping noises* I've been working on with Bloodkeep (at editing now) and the rough draft for Substation 7 (Title to change most likely) but that said I've had something else on my mind as of late. So as … Continue reading Lost to the cruel winds, Kell must find his way through this dark night – oh, yeah, its an update.
What's this? An audiobook? You positively bet your bagels, it is! Narrated by the fantastically-talented A.W. Dickson, this wonderful unabridged audiobook is filled with all the action and intrigue of the novel, now with a charming British-sounding accent and a really, really good voice for Cooking Minion. You can get it here! With that in … Continue reading An audiobook and sequel, whoa!
Get ready for this one, folks, it's going to be my most ambitious yet. As you may know, Woodcastle (Kingdom through the Swamp's Reboot) is going along smoothly with new chapters, sharpened characters, and tons more story description, and is due a release on April 2nd. I've been meticulous in my construction of chapters, prose, and … Continue reading Read Woodcastle for free!
Good day to you, beloved reader-type, I bring you this day my current project, and this time, you get to read along! So as you may know NaNoWriMo got off to a fairly bumpy start for me. Halloween Knight is just something I don't feel ready to do yet, but I only figured that out after getting roughly … Continue reading Dragon Scythe Online’s in-writing reveal