Crushed mercilessly by the unending trials of- haha just kidding this was actually a pretty good month -also a FANART CONTEST with PRIZES!! (“Just Fine” June update – 2023)
Hey there, reader, It’s a good day, let’s make it more gooder with some good music – join me as we work in our very cool experimental lounge-pop whatever this is: Let’s get into it. Featured Art of the month: “The Mad Banquet”, by NozK3ll – and… a fanart contest?! THE fanart contest?! He’s really […]
Apreal recgonizes Apreal – The Kell Inkston April 2023 Update
Crew, Inksters, compatriots and fellow-schemers, We have some fat updates blooming out here just in time for the bees to… -wait, bees wait, wait wait wait wait WAIIIIT- ARGH THERE’S ALL THESE BEES ALL OVER MY UPDATES. I THOUGHT “BLOOMING” WOULD BE A GOOD ANALOGY BUT THESE ARE METAPHORICAL BEES! HOW HORRIBLE THEY’RE EVERYWHERE Haha […]
X Force Teaser Chapter: The Fountain of Testosterone
Behold! A sample chapter from the newest Kell Inkston book, Xtreme Manly Man Force of Intense Badassery: Book One: The Fountain of Testosterone, releasing on March 28th. Enjoy! Somewhere in the shifting depths of Subspace Sector Gamma-Extra-Seven-Two-Four (GX724) walk two figures, certain that they’re on their way to complete a simple job, and nothing more. […]
The Ides of March (Kelly Inkerino Emaileroni MAR 23) – “Salve guys what’s goin on who’s ready to talk about some matters of state and empi-”
*STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB* And that’s why they called it the Holey Roman Empire! *Badumtissssss* Lectori Salutem and Merry Spring everyone. Hope you’re all gunning for some nicer weather up around the Northern Hemisphere. Let’s ring […]
The Edges of Winter Recede to Concede the Lone Analyst into the Waking Scents and Songs of Springtime’s Blessed Grace – MC’FEBRUARY MC’2023 MC’UPDATE
Oh it is FEBRUERAYRY ALRIGHT. That means it’s: COLD. yet ROMANTIC. How ironic. Now here’s some music before we get started: Mister Caldwell is one of the very, very best of his genre. I’ll let the music speak for itself. It’s that time of the year again – the ol’ Saint Vtines. This, perhaps more […]
BEWARE BEWARE, THE ECONOMIC CONDITIONS OF JANUARE (THE KELL INKSTON JANUARY 2023 WRITING UPDATE)
Well, howdee there, partner! I certainly hope you’ve been keeping warm with everything that’s been going on. It seems like one person’s losing power here, and another’s seeing their electricity bill skyrocket over there – it’s quite a lot to keep on top of! Now, let’s set it up for a proper Wintery Mood: Shhhh. […]
Happy Holidays – a new release, a loving reminder for the turn of the year… oh, and also the EOY report
A hearty season’s greetings to all my smart and attractive readers – yes, that’s you! Read on for a special Kingsday surprise to one and all – and no, it’s NOT the Kingdsay Tuna! Hey, look! Holiday Minion and Delivery Minion are ringing in the “finis anni” with the Planar Sphere! The Knights are going […]
December! It’s uh… time to be warm inside and open presents!
As a person, Winter is a special time for me. Everything’s cold and quiet, and you really get to just appreciate the cleanest, basest forms of the world. Thanks to the holidays you really get to just sit there and think about that which is most important, without all the hustle and bustle of work, […]
The Novemb- … wait a second.
Theme music: Well, you heard ’em! Noooope! Not this time. I have way too much to do and not enough time to write some ding dang email. I just wanna sit around and eat pizza, but I gotta get on these deadlines! Apologies for the general unprofessionalism of this month’s update, but I seriously […]
What a Horrible Month to Have a Curse… Oh, yeah, and the Kell Inkston October 2023 update.
Sick of the overwhelming amount of quirky and goofy Halloween Music blasting around the internet right now? No? Well neither am I, but here’s something sort of different anyways: “kinda” Spooky Music. Castlevania SotN is not only one of the very best side-scrolling adventure games ever made (the slang term for the genre is metroidvania […]
