Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.

Readers, As always, let’s start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I’ve heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn’t move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of “minimalist music” that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his […]

True Generosity – a short story

True Generosity I. Lord Knight Captain Order, the proud head of her hallowed organization, slumps her head depressively into her arched and open palm. “-you see, if we can count on your generosity again this year, we should be able to get a-” Ugh. “-the children need a heated swimming pool, I’m telling yo-” Eh. […]

The Ravings of a Lunatic – The 2019 October Update

“Good things come to those who ram their heads into a wall of bricks as hard as they can until the mental trauma causes them to think up a better solution.” – Me What a month. What an absolute month. Prepare your bodies for a long, long post. In fact, I dare you to read […]

Blasted by The Nefarious Ashen Plumes of The Great Deadline, only one pair of legs refuses to fall to its knees and surren- oh wait, yeah about that, it’s simply the “Mystical May” Update!

Good day to you. As usual, let’s start of with a little music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuIMye31Gw The classical realm is one of my favorites, and I return to it often when writing. It is at times intimidating for me to imagine how much effort and study went into the creation of the old master’s works, but I […]

On the frost-cracked precipice, a lone four-eyed analyst takes one final breath in preparation f- whoa now! It’s /just/ the “Marvelous March” Update!

Good morrow to you, fair one, Let’s start with some tunes:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiyDhc5XLw0 Muzak was really prevalent back in the day, but now it’s practically extinct. Got to admit I have a soft spot for “lounge jazz” as it were; always a really good, smooth feeling to the music and never too overbearing. Anyway, music […]

ALIEN ATTACK! HELP, MY BONES ARE SQUIRMING OUT OF MY PORE-… Oh, wait, veto that: it’s the “Jammin’ January” update!

Was that click-baity enough of a title for you? Anyway, here’s some music for while you read: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9MSx79EO9k&w=560&h=315] Another month has passed since I made a conscious effort to update you once a month, and gee, it’s going to be a sickeningly-productive year! I understand you’re probably still emotionally-damaged from last year’s small handful […]