Smashed brilliantly against The Rocks of Trepidation, Kell strives forward with pen in-hand and muscles bristling under its slick-looking suit jacket. (It’s just the December 2018 update, don’t freak out.)

Dear Friends and Creatures Alike, Get comfortable and get some tunes before we begin: Today marks the end of a busy day of mine. I’ve been especially hard at work of late preparing exciting goodies for you all. I’ve been experimenting with various techniques to increase my pace of writing and accuracy in quality, and […]

The November 2018 Update!

Good day my friends and constituents, I’ve been working at a significant pace this month, though definitely not as fast as I’d like. Analytics is busy work, so my job at S.E.E.R. has been keeping me pretty on-call for the month, which reasonably would result in fewer words per day. Here’s how the most “in-radar” […]

All Hell-Ows! Eve (Complete)

I: One Holiday to Rule them All Yes, that time again— when the leaves array and crinkle, snipping from their gentle homes in the breeze down and away, to go out and adventure. What was born in Spring waited patiently all till Fall, so that it may make its one great journey through the wind. […]

All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Four

IV: The Powerful Awaiting Dread It is now Greshert the fifteenth. She had awoken with a start this morning— that immense, arcane pressure of a magic signature weighing down on her like a black-white mountain of grinning evil. Royal Knight Order is sitting alongside her thirteenth cup of coffee today, mixed lazily with an edge […]

All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Three

III: The Spooky Few   “This is a disaster!” Holiday Minion cries, crunched up and holding his head down by his antler antennae. “If His Great Festiveness thinks it was my idea to let out the Meanion Gang, it’ll be me in Mintuanamo with them!” “Probably way worse, dude,” Scout Minion adds with a shrug. […]

All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Two

II: The Rather Not-so-bad Penal Tower In only minutes, Super Maniac Minion takes his minion rabble across the realms to the infamous Penal Tower— where all the worst minions do hard time under the watchful eye of Corrective Administrator Minion. The shoals of the bay glisten in welcome to the crew, who make land through […]

All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part One

(A multipart short I’ve whipped together for your reading pleasure. Starting on Halloween and continuing to November 4th. Enjoy, and let me know what you think in the comments, you opinionated reader, you! This here sheds some light on rare topics like: how minions decide what holidays to celebrate, Order’s silly dog, Parvo, and what […]

An audiobook and sequel, whoa!

What’s this? An audiobook? You positively bet your bagels, it is! Narrated by the fantastically-talented A.W. Dickson, this wonderful unabridged audiobook is filled with all the action and intrigue of the novel, now with a charming British-sounding accent and a really, really good voice for Cooking Minion. You can get it here! With that in […]

Read Woodcastle for free!

Get ready for this one, folks, it’s going to be my most ambitious yet. As you may know, Woodcastle (Kingdom through the Swamp’s Reboot) is going along smoothly with new chapters, sharpened characters, and tons more story description, and is due a release on April 2nd. I’ve been meticulous in my construction of chapters, prose, and […]