The Spooky Month Returns (The October 2023 Kell Inkston Update)
Hey, Despite being busier than ever, I have so little to show you it’s honestly a little embarrassing. Trust me when I say this will be the last month in a while that’s this dry – I’ll have a little bit of niceties to show off in the coming months. There are times when you […]
The Sun Rises upon the Cloud-midst breezes of Fall, and while the human condition continues to struggle, the wind remains unbothered. (Inkston Update – SEP2023)
First some good music: New blood in the “chillhop” scene, Kanoko delivers those mid-day blues with a healthy dose of spiritual optimism – do enjoy. XForce Book 2: a slight delay (but for good reason) Yes, Kell loses again (by secretly winning) Xtreme Force’s second and even bloodier fantasy satire will be pushed back a […]
August time and it’s like HAWT gosh darn!
Hey! Hope you’ve had a good July. Great news though, the comfy, windy, Fall-colored months are getting closer, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it. Here’s some music, and then we’ll be on our way. “The Seasonal Youtube Jazz Mix, Kell – really?” Yes, really, now get your coffee and let’s talk. Featured […]
I’M NOT IN THE CORRECT MENTAL STATE TO WORK, BUT HERE WE GO! Oh, also that fanart contest! – The Jubilant July 2023 Kell Inkston Update
Sometimes you’re at the beach – and after eight years the swell of emotions are too great for even a hardened heart to handle. I guess it’s possible you can be too relaxed, confused, or overwhelmed to do anything functional and/or helpful for anyone, but email updates arrive every month, just like Japanese trains. Let’s […]
Crushed mercilessly by the unending trials of- haha just kidding this was actually a pretty good month -also a FANART CONTEST with PRIZES!! (“Just Fine” June update – 2023)
Hey there, reader, It’s a good day, let’s make it more gooder with some good music – join me as we work in our very cool experimental lounge-pop whatever this is: Let’s get into it. Featured Art of the month: “The Mad Banquet”, by NozK3ll – and… a fanart contest?! THE fanart contest?! He’s really […]
It is now May – May Temporal Observation and Author Update Current as of 15MAY2023
It is now May. Yay! Hope everyone’s keeping clear headed and unbothered by end-of-Spring silliness. The hot days are right around the corner and they’ve been leaving me foreboding phone calls. Thankfully for me I keep my home protection methods close at hand. If Summer does try to sneak on me with their swim trunks […]
Apreal recgonizes Apreal – The Kell Inkston April 2023 Update
Crew, Inksters, compatriots and fellow-schemers, We have some fat updates blooming out here just in time for the bees to… -wait, bees wait, wait wait wait wait WAIIIIT- ARGH THERE’S ALL THESE BEES ALL OVER MY UPDATES. I THOUGHT “BLOOMING” WOULD BE A GOOD ANALOGY BUT THESE ARE METAPHORICAL BEES! HOW HORRIBLE THEY’RE EVERYWHERE Haha […]
X Force Teaser Chapter: The Fountain of Testosterone
Behold! A sample chapter from the newest Kell Inkston book, Xtreme Manly Man Force of Intense Badassery: Book One: The Fountain of Testosterone, releasing on March 28th. Enjoy! Somewhere in the shifting depths of Subspace Sector Gamma-Extra-Seven-Two-Four (GX724) walk two figures, certain that they’re on their way to complete a simple job, and nothing more. […]
The Ides of March (Kelly Inkerino Emaileroni MAR 23) – “Salve guys what’s goin on who’s ready to talk about some matters of state and empi-”
*STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB* And that’s why they called it the Holey Roman Empire! *Badumtissssss* Lectori Salutem and Merry Spring everyone. Hope you’re all gunning for some nicer weather up around the Northern Hemisphere. Let’s ring […]
The Edges of Winter Recede to Concede the Lone Analyst into the Waking Scents and Songs of Springtime’s Blessed Grace – MC’FEBRUARY MC’2023 MC’UPDATE
Oh it is FEBRUERAYRY ALRIGHT. That means it’s: COLD. yet ROMANTIC. How ironic. Now here’s some music before we get started: Mister Caldwell is one of the very, very best of his genre. I’ll let the music speak for itself. It’s that time of the year again – the ol’ Saint Vtines. This, perhaps more […]
