Hello, hello, hello! How are you doing today? Good enough to appreciate good music I hope, Because I think that's what we should start off with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-G4YNKNAg I'm a fan of world music, especially when those tunes come with productions that do the old tune justice. It's not jazzy at all, but you know as … Continue reading Crushed under The Insidious Workload, only one Lens-Cracked Analyst is up to the task to write a single blog post – AKA: The All-Right April Update!
Good morrow to you, fair one, Let's start with some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiyDhc5XLw0 Muzak was really prevalent back in the day, but now it's practically extinct. Got to admit I have a soft spot for "lounge jazz" as it were; always a really good, smooth feeling to the music and never too overbearing. Anyway, music … Continue reading On the frost-cracked precipice, a lone four-eyed analyst takes one final breath in preparation f- whoa now! It’s /just/ the “Marvelous March” Update!
Dear Friends and Creatures Alike, Get comfortable and get some tunes before we begin: https://youtu.be/9Qv8ks7tyok Today marks the end of a busy day of mine. I've been especially hard at work of late preparing exciting goodies for you all. I've been experimenting with various techniques to increase my pace of writing and accuracy in quality, … Continue reading Smashed brilliantly against The Rocks of Trepidation, Kell strives forward with pen in-hand and muscles bristling under its slick-looking suit jacket. (It’s just the December 2018 update, don’t freak out.)
Good day my friends and constituents, I've been working at a significant pace this month, though definitely not as fast as I'd like. Analytics is busy work, so my job at S.E.E.R. has been keeping me pretty on-call for the month, which reasonably would result in fewer words per day. Here's how the most "in-radar" … Continue reading The November 2018 Update!
V: Utter, Absolute Horror Order cancels her cloaking spell once they’re inside. It’s not like she’ll have to deal with the line anymore. “Chief, that was murder!” Justice exclaims with a cross tone. “Minions don’t deserve anything else.” “Wh-” his face pales. “That was a minion?!” She doesn’t say anything in response to that, because … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Five -Final-
II: The Rather Not-so-bad Penal Tower In only minutes, Super Maniac Minion takes his minion rabble across the realms to the infamous Penal Tower— where all the worst minions do hard time under the watchful eye of Corrective Administrator Minion. The shoals of the bay glisten in welcome to the crew, who make land through … Continue reading All Hell-Ows! Eve: Part Two
What's this? An audiobook? You positively bet your bagels, it is! Narrated by the fantastically-talented A.W. Dickson, this wonderful unabridged audiobook is filled with all the action and intrigue of the novel, now with a charming British-sounding accent and a really, really good voice for Cooking Minion. You can get it here! With that in … Continue reading An audiobook and sequel, whoa!