Galvanized by the Grief of a Thousand Failures, The Analyst Treks on with a Dauntless Demeanor – AKA: The Rather Quite Good May Mupdate

Hey there, It always feels like months between these emails, but I think it's just because of all that happens from one 15th to the next. Here's some fine jazz for your listening enjoyment. Please enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXSFTe7tbqY&ab_channel=MelancholyRose And now, the things of the month. Wait, where did you guys come from? We don't have anything … Continue reading Galvanized by the Grief of a Thousand Failures, The Analyst Treks on with a Dauntless Demeanor – AKA: The Rather Quite Good May Mupdate

Slapped Silly under the Greivous Gaze of the Dark-Dude-Deadline, it comes down to one Alright Analyst to set things back in order. (The AHHHHH April Update)

Hello! It's been a little bit, hasn't it? I'm so happy to speak with you again. I promise this update is chalk-full of both magic and wonder. Let's start off with some music and then hop right in to the good stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFfzZmHLq20 And there's your bit of audio culture for the day - it's … Continue reading Slapped Silly under the Greivous Gaze of the Dark-Dude-Deadline, it comes down to one Alright Analyst to set things back in order. (The AHHHHH April Update)

Arraine Gallandish

Name: Arraine Gallandish Head Title: [REDACTED] Relevant Faction(s): The Azure Vigil, Lond Lunar-Science Laboratory, [REDACTED] Race/State: Human/Largely Unaltered Age: 33 by the beginning of Blades of the Moon Height: 177 cm Weight: 73 kg Original series: The Azure Vigil Primary Magics and Abilities: At first glance, Arraine is your atypical laboratory-dwelling smarty pants. He's capable … Continue reading Arraine Gallandish

Effie Lassifrey

Name: Effie Lassifrey Head Title: Part of "The Crater" Relevant Faction(s): Redglade (Starshone Stellar Estate Royalty) Race/State: Fairy/Unaltered Age: 23 Height: 13cm Weight: 0.4 kg Original series: Soot Knight Primary Magics and Abilities: Born under the exceptionally unlucky star Vasalgaar on a blind moon, Effie's innate magic could be most considerately described as "relaxed" in … Continue reading Effie Lassifrey

A Dark Malaise sweeping the Land, a Great Kingdom on the Brink of Civil War, and still, the Analyst’s pen falls to the Paper (The Jolly January Update)

And here we are, yet again, for another month's update - How exciting! Have some music to start us off on the right foot. How about some easy listening from an online game I've never gotten around to playing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCY8T61hxXU Now then, onto the events of the month: Occult Vengeance is OUT! That's right; New … Continue reading A Dark Malaise sweeping the Land, a Great Kingdom on the Brink of Civil War, and still, the Analyst’s pen falls to the Paper (The Jolly January Update)

Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion

Name: Unknown Primary Title: Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (No Official Rank) Race/State: (Suspected) Human/Infusiac Age: Unknown Height: Exactly one meter Weight: 135 kg Original series: The Courts Divided Primary Magics and Abilities: Everyone's favorite shape-obsessed dweeb is capable of discerning the amount of sides on any object at least twice as … Continue reading Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion