Arraine Gallandish

Name: Arraine Gallandish Head Title: [REDACTED] Relevant Faction(s): The Azure Vigil, Lond Lunar-Science Laboratory, [REDACTED] Race/State: Human/Largely Unaltered Age: 33 by the beginning of Blades of the Moon Height: 177 cm Weight: 73 kg Original series: The Azure Vigil Primary Magics and Abilities: At first, Arraine is your atypical laboratory-dwelling smarty pants. He's capable of … Continue reading Arraine Gallandish

Effie Lassifrey

Name: Effie Lassifrey Head Title: Part of "The Crater" Relevant Faction(s): The Greatwood (Starshone Royalty) Race/State: Fairy/Unaltered Age: 23 Height: 8cm Weight: 0.4 kg Original series: Soot Knight Primary Magics and Abilities: Born under the exceptionally unlucky star Vasalgaar on a blind moon, Effie's innate magic could be most considerately described as "relaxed" in comparison … Continue reading Effie Lassifrey

A Dark Malaise sweeping the Land, a Great Kingdom on the Brink of Civil War, and still, the Analyst’s pen falls to the Paper (The Jolly January Update)

And here we are, yet again, for another month's update - How exciting! Have some music to start us off on the right foot. How about some easy listening from an online game I've never gotten around to playing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCY8T61hxXU Now then, onto the events of the month: Occult Vengeance is OUT! That's right; New … Continue reading A Dark Malaise sweeping the Land, a Great Kingdom on the Brink of Civil War, and still, the Analyst’s pen falls to the Paper (The Jolly January Update)

Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion

Name: Unknown Primary Title: Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion Relevant Faction(s): Towerne Overlordship (No Official Rank) Race/State: (Suspected) Human/Infusiac Age: Unknown Height: Exactly one meter Weight: 135 kg Original series: The Courts Divided Primary Magics and Abilities: Everyone's favorite shape-obsessed dweeb is capable of discerning the amount of sides on any object at least twice as … Continue reading Geometric Shape Enthusiast Minion

Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)

First, some truly lovely music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKASDDMEPx4&t=385s Eastshade is a recently-released game about painting various things for animals - what a novel concept! It's exceptionally calm, captivating, and satisfying. I played it on a curious fluke, but I can assure you it's a grand time for anyone looking for an immersive, combat-free experience. Also, as I … Continue reading Wrecked, bedraggled, and utterly slammed by The Great Entropy, The Last Analyst continues boldly forward to bring fiction to the weeping masses (Or, the Delirious December 2020 update)

From the Torn Horizon, the well-cursed sun burns into the four lenses of one lone soul, marching onward with everlas- oh, scratch that then. It’s the Juicy January update!

Hello, most beloved and trusted accomplices of fiction! Let's start out with some m u s i c! I'm going to give you all something a little weirder on the menu today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV6FgO1ypbs I don't know much about the most recent anime, but I sure like their soundtracks! This particular culprit is from "Kabaneri of … Continue reading From the Torn Horizon, the well-cursed sun burns into the four lenses of one lone soul, marching onward with everlas- oh, scratch that then. It’s the Juicy January update!

Beyond all competitors, over all challenges, only The Analyst remained standing upon that great rock of d- Wait, whooooa wait… is it Winter ALREADY?! (The Deathly December Update)

Haha, well the time sure has been moving fast, hasn't it? Well I'm here to let you know that it's time to start relaxing for the holidays and get comfy from wherever you are. Let's start with a some truly on-fire neo-classical by one of my very favorite living composers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cFPrTZPAlY So-often overlooked, yet always … Continue reading Beyond all competitors, over all challenges, only The Analyst remained standing upon that great rock of d- Wait, whooooa wait… is it Winter ALREADY?! (The Deathly December Update)

Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.

Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.