*Audience applauds as I wring the rainwater out of my suit* Oh, hey there, everyone! It's time for the monthly email update! But first, it's time for some JAZZ FUSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw7vOfDLBiQ Easily one of the most underappreciated genres in comparison to its level of advancement, Jazz Fusion (which itself has become a wildly-broad genre label) … Continue reading April! Wow, Spring feels like it’s finally he-bhbbhbhbbbbb *GASP* Where did all this RAIN come from?! (The April 2022 Update)
Tag: fiction
The Hardcore Holidayoff AKA: All All’s Eve
The Hardcore Holidayoff (AKA All All's Eve) Kell Inkston I For Magic Minion, it's a witch hat kind of evening. She could feel it days ago, shifting their way over in Woods Tower. The oak and maple, the spruce and the fir each sang their song separately, some began to turn, and others just began … Continue reading The Hardcore Holidayoff AKA: All All’s Eve
Oidhche
Name: Oidhche Head Title: The Black Wizard/Sorcerer Knight Other titles: The Greatest Ethermancer, The First Witch Knight, Midnight, Knower of The Great Secrets, Void Walker, The Titan Slayer, The Living Abyss, Unkillable Disaster, The Knight God Relevant Faction(s): Unknown City (citizen), The Knights of Rondi (The Black Wizard Knight) Race/State: Human/Unaltered (as shocking as that … Continue reading Oidhche
Cauterized to the bone and word of it all, a forlorn analyst forces through regular bouts of mania and an unwitting public to create the barest elements of his greatest work – The 2021 September Update
To key us in, it's time for some characteristically-smooth Soichi Terada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epu_1rfAmc4&t=9s Mr. Terada hasn't released much since the pandemic, but it's nice to have some of his older stuff to return to as the internet so aptly enables us to. It's sort of humorous that he's best known for doing the sound track for … Continue reading Cauterized to the bone and word of it all, a forlorn analyst forces through regular bouts of mania and an unwitting public to create the barest elements of his greatest work – The 2021 September Update
The July 2021 Update
Here's a nice long one to cool down with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jYyhGX86Qg Now then, it's going to be a bit of a different one this time: A big fat reflection on what the heck I've been doing for the past twelve years - I feel like I've finally figured it out, reader. Congratulations to myself, and congratulations … Continue reading The July 2021 Update
Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part 7: Finale-
"Now, isn't this wonderful?" Chaos asks with an old-fashioned pat on the lap. Order finds herself in Country Tower of all places: the cute retro farm-style decorum lending an unbelievable departure from Chaos' usual taste in decorating with the skulls of fallen overlords. She takes a seat at the quaint breakfast table as several minions … Continue reading Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part 7: Finale-
Galvanized by the Grief of a Thousand Failures, The Analyst Treks on with a Dauntless Demeanor – AKA: The Rather Quite Good May Mupdate
Hey there, It always feels like months between these emails, but I think it's just because of all that happens from one 15th to the next. Here's some fine jazz for your listening enjoyment. Please enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXSFTe7tbqY&ab_channel=MelancholyRose And now, the things of the month. Wait, where did you guys come from? We don't have anything … Continue reading Galvanized by the Grief of a Thousand Failures, The Analyst Treks on with a Dauntless Demeanor – AKA: The Rather Quite Good May Mupdate
Slapped Silly under the Greivous Gaze of the Dark-Dude-Deadline, it comes down to one Alright Analyst to set things back in order. (The AHHHHH April Update)
Hello! It's been a little bit, hasn't it? I'm so happy to speak with you again. I promise this update is chalk-full of both magic and wonder. Let's start off with some music and then hop right in to the good stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFfzZmHLq20 And there's your bit of audio culture for the day - it's … Continue reading Slapped Silly under the Greivous Gaze of the Dark-Dude-Deadline, it comes down to one Alright Analyst to set things back in order. (The AHHHHH April Update)
Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part 6–
"There, we're here," Order says with a finalized tone, ushering the minions through the coalesced portal, one that took her ten times as much time and effort as it would Chaos. Her and the rescued minions step back into the Center Tower's main plaza, replete with the mania of a raid. "Bro, there's some over … Continue reading Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part 6–
Dirty, Rotten Thievery -Part 5-
A twinkling of starlight, all warning sensors pinging off, a wide, white grin... and then death. That was the experience of Staff Sergeant Extine Avarta in the seconds it took Chaos to vault through the quarter-kilometer distance between him and the block guard. He doesn't need a weapon, let alone magic, to kill enemies that … Continue reading Dirty, Rotten Thievery -Part 5-
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