Behold! A sample chapter from the newest Kell Inkston book, Xtreme Manly Man Force of Intense Badassery: Book One: The Fountain of Testosterone, releasing on March 28th. Enjoy! Somewhere in the shifting depths of Subspace Sector Gamma-Extra-Seven-Two-Four (GX724) walk two figures, certain that they’re on their way to complete a simple job, and nothing more. … Continue reading X Force Teaser Chapter: The Fountain of Testosterone
*STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB* And that’s why they called it the Holey Roman Empire! *Badumtissssss* Lectori Salutem and Merry Spring everyone. Hope you’re all gunning for some nicer weather up around the Northern Hemisphere. Let’s ring … Continue reading The Ides of March (Kelly Inkerino Emaileroni MAR 23) – “Salve guys what’s goin on who’s ready to talk about some matters of state and empi-”
Well, howdee there, partner! I certainly hope you've been keeping warm with everything that's been going on. It seems like one person's losing power here, and another's seeing their electricity bill skyrocket over there - it's quite a lot to keep on top of! Now, let's set it up for a proper Wintery Mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQt5PuBQa5M … Continue reading BEWARE BEWARE, THE ECONOMIC CONDITIONS OF JANUARE (THE KELL INKSTON JANUARY 2023 WRITING UPDATE)
Theme music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPrd8FoClAA Well, you heard 'em! Noooope! Not this time. I have way too much to do and not enough time to write some ding dang email. I just wanna sit around and eat pizza, but I gotta get on these deadlines! Apologies for the general unprofessionalism of this month's update, but I seriously … Continue reading The Novemb- … wait a second.
My Ever-Beloved Reader, hail to you on this fine day, I uh... I have some pretty big news for you, but first... music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wq9_Wmv5BI A little more sunlight before my side of the world gets cool for the rest of the year. A Welcome Update: Traditional Publishing on the Horizon Some days writing feels like … Continue reading A firmly landed foot strikes up the ridge-line of the Great Climb – could it be that the author has been met with a victory? (The Sweet Sweet September ’23)
Unknown La'Coss Family Member - art by Midjourney It's a question that carries with it the endless fascination of a quintillion nervous dreamers. "What happens when we die?" Some believe we are judged by our actions during life, as a sort of moral litmus test to prove suitability for living the next. Others believe we … Continue reading Breathlend
Dreamlend is the most secretive among the four "Upper Realm" Kingdoms of The Mountain, and owns quite the role: the inspiration and delineation of knowledge through dreams, to those both waking and sleeping. The Witnesser at Somnae - art by Midjourney The realm of Dreamland is the smallest of the four kingdoms, consisting only of … Continue reading Dreamlend
Reader...? Reader! Wow, it is so good to see you. This past month has felt like I've been clawing my way up a thorn-covered hill with only a machete to my name, the pointers hot on my heels with the authorities right behind them. Yet here we are, galactic and unbothered, a bit weary but … Continue reading Over-Caffeinated and Full of Hope, The Analyst Fights Forward into the Burning Horizon of the Hottest Month of the Year (The August 2023 Update)
Merry July 4th to all my especially free friends, and to everyone else: hope you had a good Monday. We've got a bit of good stuff for you today, including a rare and elusive author spotlight! Let's start off with some of the most American music there is. I am talking, of course, about UTOPIAN … Continue reading Freedom, a lot of Food, and WASP ATTACKS NO NO NO NONONONO (July ’22 update)
"Oh no!" all the ethnically diverse and swiss-doll-styled kids say in unison as they hurriedly clasp hands together, "It's mean Mr. Inkston again with his dEviL mUsiC!" You bet your bones. Now Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra5K-hI6F-Y Brought to you by the ~Sensual Chill Saxophone Band~ Now that I've burnt your eardrums with another fine smooth jazz selection, … Continue reading Hot, hot, HOT! It’s getting HOT HELP ME! Is what I WOULD be saying if it were August – but yeah, it’s still pretty warm (Jazzy June Update)
Coffee... WRITING!... COFFEE!! 