Here's a nice long one to cool down with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jYyhGX86Qg Now then, it's going to be a bit of a different one this time: A big fat reflection on what the heck I've been doing for the past twelve years - I feel like I've finally figured it out, reader. Congratulations to myself, and congratulations … Continue reading The July 2021 Update
Hello! It's been a little bit, hasn't it? I'm so happy to speak with you again. I promise this update is chalk-full of both magic and wonder. Let's start off with some music and then hop right in to the good stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFfzZmHLq20 And there's your bit of audio culture for the day - it's … Continue reading Slapped Silly under the Greivous Gaze of the Dark-Dude-Deadline, it comes down to one Alright Analyst to set things back in order. (The AHHHHH April Update)
"There, we're here," Order says with a finalized tone, ushering the minions through the coalesced portal, one that took her ten times as much time and effort as it would Chaos. Her and the rescued minions step back into the Center Tower's main plaza, replete with the mania of a raid. "Bro, there's some over … Continue reading Dirty, Rotten Thievery! -Part Six–
Readers, As always, let's start with some good music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDiaRZy0Ak I've heard that Ravel thought he was going mad writing this piece, as he couldn't move past the same set of bars repeating over and over. Of course now we have the genre of "minimalist music" that capitalizes on this trait, but back in his … Continue reading Strewn without mercy by THE HIDEOUS DEADLINE, one analyst is forced to forgo all morals and safety to survi- Oh, wait no, just the “Nasty November” Update.
True Generosity I. Lord Knight Captain Order, the proud head of her hallowed organization, slumps her head depressively into her arched and open palm. “-you see, if we can count on your generosity again this year, we should be able to get a-” Ugh. “-the children need a heated swimming pool, I’m telling yo-” Eh. … Continue reading True Generosity – a short story
"Good things come to those who ram their heads into a wall of bricks as hard as they can until the mental trauma causes them to think up a better solution." - Me What a month. What an absolute month. Prepare your bodies for a long, long post. In fact, I dare you to read … Continue reading The Ravings of a Lunatic – The 2019 October Update
Yes, what you read is true, but first, some tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgya1ADwas No specific artist this time, just some low-speed, get-lost-in-it kind of low fidelity jams. Release: Substation 7: Book 1 Two novels in two months? You bet your biscuits! Personally I'm really proud of the idea this one sprung out of, and I think … Continue reading An unholy weight descends upon the city, inert in the community’s ignorant peace… it cannot be, A NEW SERIES! (Supple September Update)
Yes. It IS that time again. But first, here’s a spot of music for your listening amusement: McKennitt has a truly indiscernibly lunar quality to her music, you know. Not only an established producer of music in her genre, but far more-so an excellent song-writer and singer as well. I’ve caught myself with this song … Continue reading Under water on fire, OR Under fire on water? – The Real Neat July Update
A Most Abyssal Day Some months after the events of The Courts Divided, Entomology Minion draws back from his desk, holding his current specimen under the light-gray microscope. The mid-height minion of about a meter and a half tall takes a long, drawing breath in his quiet laboratory cozy in a deep corner in the … Continue reading A Most Abyssal Day – a short story
Was that click-baity enough of a title for you? Anyway, here's some music for while you read: Another month has passed since I made a conscious effort to update you once a month, and gee, it's going to be a sickeningly-productive year! I understand you're probably still emotionally-damaged from last year's small handful of releases, … Continue reading ALIEN ATTACK! HELP, MY BONES ARE SQUIRMING OUT OF MY PORE-… Oh, wait, veto that: it’s the “Jammin’ January” update!